@jiGRANNY kuja hapa........ meffi!

cc @Jirani , I thot hii story ni ya ma-shinny eyez pekee?

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ebu ona vile hiyo orangutan imekunja sura hapo, hii ilifaa ipigwe risasi iwache upussy! kwanza unaona ati ni mech wa mash auto, huyu ukipeleka gari mash auto anapita na spare wheel na jumpers and any other valuables mara hiyo hiyo!

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wewe pls usinisumbue…ninakula supper ya nguvu sana. Mwoman mkenya alintembelea leo na amenipikia pilau ya kuku na kachumbari. Sijatomba juu ni mama mzee alikuwa ananituma parcels nipeleke kenya kwa watoto wake (when i travel)and was only cooking for me kusema asante. Guess ni kabila gani? aha ni msapere…

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Kiudura,
Hua inafungua Gari aje?

hiyo basi ni pilau njeri :D:D but all the same, reputation yako na wamama wazee inajulikana sana kwa hii kijiji.

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trust me she is a very good cook and mind u siwezi even fikiria sleeping with her…she has kids my age but younger. Lakini amenituma ka nikey fulani ya blue nipeleke kijana yake…naskia kucheza bafu chafu vile ziko poa but naaaaaah wacha kijana angaree njumu

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There was an uncle of mine who used to do these jobs hapo karibu Jeevanje and City Market. Jamaa alikuwa na two mats and several plots in Kitengela but was later gunned down by mabeast wa Central.

mbisha ya njumuu brathe ama ni stories of giants!

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Hii huvunja lock,hapo kwa lock inabaki shimo, can also start a car by breaking steering lock…almost gari yangu iende from church parking sometime back

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How do they deal with alarm and cut outs given that its a one minute thing?

So you mean it’s like a master key for opening and starting all vehicles

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They are used on isolated/long period parking kama church… …kuna vile the thugs can tell gari haina alarm

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hehe orangutan…only in klist

Ni kuharibu inaharibu,

Not master key… .hii inavunja lock… .chuma ya lock mostly ni aluminium (i think), so hii chuma huvunja lock kabisa, u cant use a key, the bottom of the ‘T’ Shape is sharp… .the upper part is the handle…so they break and twist to open door… .starting waku vunja stering lock they shikanisha wires to start car

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Pilau Njeri pengine quadrijoint isimame peke yake.

I underestimated alarms, but i have more respect for them now after seeing how fast a thief can snatch a side mirror assembly. cutout sijui. It can be useful is it cannot be found. Lakini sijui kama inaweza saidia saana juu si ukingoanisha carpet unapata switch? at least for most vehicles.

@Jirani hata hawezi ona vile kina shine eyes…

ilikuwa pilau ya ukwela…i have over eaten manze…i hate that feeling after kula sana…sasa ntalala kweli

hio iko dim lights…shining eyes tunajua

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hehehehe, “dim lights orangutan”

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