Jibu Hii Swali

Bila Kiburi …
Tafadhali Jibu Hii Swali …

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… Under what circumstances would YOU buy that House for this Girl …??
[ …someone just did …!! ]

:D:D

when she gives me the money to keep for her

She is too plastic. ION, am the only one seeing everything in yellow ?? Kwani hiyo estate ni ya cambenoids

alitombwa style gani?

Kama sio pombe siwes buyia dame kitu

Waaah Guys …
Nyinyi Wakali Kweli …!!

:D:D

none.
No waist = future roto tank.
Too much makeup = no natural beauty.
I am out.

perhaps after visiting a witch doctor

the guy must have been pussy whipped. packaging ndio different but hizo vitu sio worth the kind of things men do to impress. maybe hata ya mama mboga ni tamu kuliko hio ya huyo dame

I would buy her the house in her dreams

Never in my life

No gìkorirwo nì kìa ngoroba!!!

Hahaha sasa

If she finds a way to grow me a second penis (sijui itawekwa wapi) that cums on command.

If she solves our third world quandary.

But si obado alikuwa ananunulia mtu nyumba mahali.

Alikuwa ananunulia mtoto yake.
pia obado si mtu ako na akili timamu saana ukiangalia record yake hii mwaka.

In the first place I do not have that kind of money.

When she happened to be my mother

  1. She is my daughter
  2. My mum
  3. Mother of my kid but the house remains on my name or my kids name with a caveat that it can not be sold or used to take a loan. No fuck that, kwani nimerogwa

Kama ningekua na pesa kama Samoei Arap Ruto. Hi nyumba pesa inaweza tosha ndani kwa rucksack moja kama zile anapeana kila pahali every week.