Ebu mtu anpee trick ya kuwatoka awa wasee…si wamenieka bumper its almost half an hr now since waanze mahubiri…nime fake calls mara ka tano bt my my my they have patience…
unakataa neno la mungu…U REALLY NEED PRAYERS
its your house, just tell em’ to fuck-off
Don’t allow them to get into the house in the first place. Now that they are in, vumilia kuwa potential customer.
ita nkubwa wao @aviator
leo ni saturday… i thought hao huzunguka sunday peke yake
nowadays unafungulia watu hujui kwako?
Never allow them in…
The only solution is telling them you are catholic, SDA or Muslim. Watajitoa speed.
kama ni ma-dame change topic from the bible to sex related issues, you could get lucky and secure a future lay
it has worked for me in the past
Call @uwesmake, he of the Lost Israelites under Mwenyezi Mungu Jehova Wanyonyi!!
Start a pointless argument about evolution. Wakiinsist, tell them that the Jehovah’s witness you used to know has evolved just like man, and that they are the perfect example of witnesses who don’t know how to mind their business.
sasa umesema nini wewe?
Fixed 
uko mtaa gani nicome nikusaidie kuwafukuza?
Wakinibishia mimi hungoja wajiintroduce,wakiniuliza jina najibu, Ayub Juma, wanakimbia fasta nikiwaambua asalaam aleikum.
tell them ur muslim
them days in uni a buddy of mine started katiaring one of the birds! they left immediately.
Just open a bottle of whisky and pour your self a good amount, sit back on the sofa and start sipping and offer some to them and you will see how fast they disappear, they might call you the devil re-incarnate on their way out but that’s a small price to pay 
unafikiria kila mtu yuko na whsiky kwa nyumba kama wewe…billionaire meffi