Jealousy of the Highest Order.

[sludgist]

@Azor Ahai

Job ya cyber is certainly one of the crappiest paying jobs nishawahi fanya but the experience was out of this world. What you miss in money you get paid in p.u.ssy. I worked in one nikiwa 18 years old after high school. High school biachez want to fuak you because they think you are cool. Uni biachez want to fuak you because they think you are hot. Housewives want to fuak you because they are bored of staying at home so wanakuja na laptops kwa cyber ku-surf (hakukuwa na home fibre those days). Also, because you are only 18, biachez don’t have huge expectations from you. My boss would have to jump through hoops to screw the same biachez I was screwing for free if he was lucky.

here comes your boy @Jimit kihíí
deal with him, I pay in hard cash

@M2Random at 26 knows everything under the sun

[Heke]

This life…why is it that people that really need jobs are the ones who get fired for the flimsiest reasons…I can’t offer any advice ju mi nachezanga ligi ya igathe na story za majob…but @SparkMyke life is a journey usikufe roho mambo itajileta

[cortedivoire]

Tuma CV za Job za sales

[Mzee_mzima]

Uyu dame ulidinya ama ulifutwa wera juu ya ufala?

[J_Blackman]

You lost a crappy job and won a girl!

Henway, your loss is a minor loss. Keep looking for more and better opportunities…

I would particularly suggest you get into graphics design and printing. Hapo kuna pesa mzuri kuliko ya cyber attendant.

[LongerTime]

@Azor Ahai

Housewives want to fuak you because they are bored of staying at home so wanakuja na laptops kwa cyber ku-surf (hakukuwa na home fibre those days).

You turned 18 just 12 years ago. There was plenty of home fiber in 2010.

[tombayeye]

@Jimit

How is that relevant to this scenario??

If he was old enough ,he would confront the Ian guy but as a kid he just cowered on the corner and let things play to his advantage. Anyway,word to the wise,any venture,transaction has to be on paper these days hata kudinyana. Things go awry and you are left scratching your scrots

[kah_tony]

I think OP kwa ufupi anatafuta job. He seems anaelewa kazi considering he took a job he was overqualified for and also ni mtu anajijenga.

[Azor_Ahai]

@LongerTime

You turned 18 just 12 years ago. There was plenty of home fiber in 2010.

No there wasn’t. Kenya maybe specific areas of Nairobi pekee. Home fibre ilikam tu juzi like 6 years ago. Before that people used modems and tethered phones.

[LongerTime]

@Azor Ahai

No there wasn’t. Kenya maybe specific areas of Nairobi pekee. Home fibre ilikam tu juzi like 6 years ago. Before that people used modems and tethered phones.

It was available. Difference is kitambo you had to go to Wananchi offices in town and BEG to be connected. Growing up I always had home internet. It’s how I met the woman I nearly married (online). And when I came back from Majuu and moved to my own place. I remember how Zuku conned me. They made me do free unpaid work for them. I had to collect 100 (or was it 200) signatures of other people who wanted to be connected before they would come. Which I did. For free. That should have been commission I would still be earning to date. Long story short it was there.

[uwesmake]

:D:D:D:D move on but solace yako ni hio cyber will fall inside a month huyo mama mijinga akulilie na simu urudi

[MTINGIZA_KITANDA]

@uwesmake

:D:D:D:D move on but solace yako ni hio cyber will fall inside a month huyo mama mijinga akulilie na simu urudi

Huyo mama akirudi kama analia kama burukenge i suggest OP achukue slices na aingie chuoms abandoning the job

[Marvin_ono]

@MTINGIZA KITANDA!!!

Huyo mama akirudi kama analia kama burukenge i suggest OP achukue slices na aingie chuoms abandoning the job

………….and after the r4pe claim, OP will be a slave in her cyber.

[magreb]

@Azor Ahai

Job ya cyber is certainly one of the crappiest paying jobs nishawahi fanya but the experience was out of this world. What you miss in money you get paid in p.u.ssy. I worked in one nikiwa 18 years old after high school. High school biachez want to fuak you because they think you are cool. Uni biachez want to fuak you because they think you are hot. Housewives want to fuak you because they are bored of staying at home so wanakuja na laptops kwa cyber ku-surf (hakukuwa na home fibre those days). Also, because you are only 18, biachez don’t have huge expectations from you. My boss would have to jump through hoops to screw the same biachez I was screwing for free if he was lucky.

Shida nimeona na vijana wengi ni the limitless pussy supply huwapoteza.mpaka wanaanza kukosa focus. Once in a while, there comes along a female amelambwa macho na paka. The young lad ends up spending his meagre resources on the female to his detriment. Then there is the risk of venereal diseases as at some point, the lad morphs into a dry fry artist. Kujula wamama wa plot na university students raw should be listed as an extreme sport nowadays.

[magreb]

@sludgist

I ferkin loathe mofos who console anyone including themselves via those lines or path…

unguza majeraha na utembeze kimya kimya, kwanza chokoraa ya kukojolea wéra juu ya kuma hafai kulialia kwa mtu yoyote isopokuwa io kuma

Mimi mwanaume yeyote anapotezwa ama kuuwawa juu ya kuma hakuna kitu anaweza niambia.

[Jaweed]

@SparkMyke

Last year wasn’t a good year business wise since I had to close shop, sell my things and retreat back home. Late Dec I received a call from the owner of a cybercafe asking whether I know anyone who can operate the establishment. I used to repair their machines and once the previous attendant left she had no one available to operate the place. I offered to take the job despite the low pay. It was better than not making anything.
Business was good. My old clients returned for software intallations and minor repairs and I was also gaining new clients. Kwanza graphics and designing clients. I learnt a lot of new skills there. I made enough to finish my kasingle house at home and get a few household items i.e: Burner, table, shoe rack and carpet. Plans for a gas cylinder were still underway.
I hooked up with a lady, say Shirleen, employed nearby and this wasn’t good for the building owner’s son, say Ian, who seemed interested in her. Shirleen would visit me almost daily with snacks and all sort of stories. Ian would peek in the cyber looking for Shirleen whenever she wasn’t in her workplace.
The whole year, I have never had an off day because there was no one available to hold the place while I was gone, till last week when a friend came back from college. Since that day was also Shirleen’s off day, I asked her to accompany me to go see Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness. She willingly obliged. It was the best day of the year for me. The next day, the cybercafe’s owner’s son shows up and spends the whole day supervising. That evening, he starts claiming we have to split work days. I only get paid the days I open and also, I get paid half the normal amount when I work half days. And he was also planning on moving to there. I call the owner and she says I only speak to him, not her.
So yesterday, the nigga texts me saying not to return. Ever. Because he moved. That I would “…leave work to take ladies on dates.” Today, Shirleen tells me that Ian, the building owner’s son, made his big move on her. Mentioning I’m gone now. That I wasn’t serious with the place. Changing wifi passwords, ordering food aimlessly…he had to “intervene” to “protect” the cyber.
I can’t confront this guy. The damage is already done. I had plans to use my savings to propose to a former associate for a boost to open my own cyber/PC repair shop nearby. Migrate with all of my clientele. Man, I’m on my second month studying Certificate in Front Office Operations online. That one is on pause now.
So, now I need a job. Any direction to an opportunity would be very much appreciated. Thanks.

It is always good to write a brief paragraph that provide the summary

[magreb]

@Nyadist

Where did i say God is from my village? Punguza moshi… Mzee.

By stating that the lad will run down the business, you are declaring doom already. At no point did you state how but you allude that business failure will be as a result of the action against the fukuswi. That is playing God or his agent over someone’s destiny. You fail to acknowledge that the cyber could be headed for greatness as a result of several strategic choices by the new attendant and renewed focus away from skirts. You spell doom based on the account of one online stranger whom you have chosen to take as the protagonist in the whole matter. Ndio ukaambiwa mungu sii wa kwenyu. Hata hio kijiji mwenye cyber hutoka mungu halali. Na kwa hao yote, I will leave you with a popular wise saying common in England, Ireland, Scotland and parts of Wales; kumamako wewe.

[Marvin_ono]

@magreb

By stating that the lad will run down the business, you are declaring doom already. At no point did you state how but you allude that business failure will be as a result of the action against the fukuswi. That is playing God or his agent over someone’s destiny. You fail to acknowledge that the cyber could be headed for greatness as a result of several strategic choices by the new attendant and renewed focus away from skirts. You spell doom based on the account of one online stranger whom you have chosen to take as the protagonist in the whole matter. Ndio ukaambiwa mungu sii wa kwenyu. Hata hio kijiji mwenye cyber hutoka mungu halali. Na kwa hao yote, I will leave you with a popular wise saying common in England, Ireland, Scotland and parts of Wales; kumamako wewe.

Teren, Teren….

[thee_maggz]

@Shiesty

How old are you?

Probably 18-19. If older than that then iko shida

[Slimwais]

@SparkMyke

Last year wasn’t a good year business wise since I had to close shop, sell my things and retreat back home. Late Dec I received a call from the owner of a cybercafe asking whether I know anyone who can operate the establishment. I used to repair their machines and once the previous attendant left she had no one available to operate the place. I offered to take the job despite the low pay. It was better than not making anything.
Business was good. My old clients returned for software intallations and minor repairs and I was also gaining new clients. Kwanza graphics and designing clients. I learnt a lot of new skills there. I made enough to finish my kasingle house at home and get a few household items i.e: Burner, table, shoe rack and carpet. Plans for a gas cylinder were still underway.
I hooked up with a lady, say Shirleen, employed nearby and this wasn’t good for the building owner’s son, say Ian, who seemed interested in her. Shirleen would visit me almost daily with snacks and all sort of stories. Ian would peek in the cyber looking for Shirleen whenever she wasn’t in her workplace.
The whole year, I have never had an off day because there was no one available to hold the place while I was gone, till last week when a friend came back from college. Since that day was also Shirleen’s off day, I asked her to accompany me to go see Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness. She willingly obliged. It was the best day of the year for me. The next day, the cybercafe’s owner’s son shows up and spends the whole day supervising. That evening, he starts claiming we have to split work days. I only get paid the days I open and also, I get paid half the normal amount when I work half days. And he was also planning on moving to there. I call the owner and she says I only speak to him, not her.
So yesterday, the nigga texts me saying not to return. Ever. Because he moved. That I would “…leave work to take ladies on dates.” Today, Shirleen tells me that Ian, the building owner’s son, made his big move on her. Mentioning I’m gone now. That I wasn’t serious with the place. Changing wifi passwords, ordering food aimlessly…he had to “intervene” to “protect” the cyber.
I can’t confront this guy. The damage is already done. I had plans to use my savings to propose to a former associate for a boost to open my own cyber/PC repair shop nearby. Migrate with all of my clientele. Man, I’m on my second month studying Certificate in Front Office Operations online. That one is on pause now.
So, now I need a job. Any direction to an opportunity would be very much appreciated. Thanks.

Oya, this shouldn’t bring you down. If anything, it should provide you momentum for greater things. You must be a young man with greater things ahead. Next time, focus on your goals and your goal only. Some sacrifices you have to make though. It’s part of the journey. Oh, and leave wet organs alone. Zitakumwaga bure.