Ulienda Church event kunyemelea and you are posting innocent ladies on here?! Fucking idiot. As kibaki would say. “meffi ya kuku wewe”
Nilikuwa nianze kwenda.church jana but something came up. Next Sunday lazima niland huko.
Post wall wanatafuta answers Kwa church mbona hawapati mabwana. No one wants to marry pucci with mileage
Let’s all go to church next Sunday. Na MTU aweke effidence
I have every right to mock anyone who would go to JCC…ni kama kwenda neno evangelism center
Hizi takataka na tombaaaa kesi baadae.
I respect Islam for being a genuine religion and not giving in to the crap that is ‘modernity’. A place of worship sio mahali pa kutafutia singo mathas benefactors for their marauding bastards they keeping dropping from the conveyor belts.
Church ndio most broken past hoes huenda kuteka simps. I have a female cousing who is a fellowship leader pale mbele kwa church. She was a hard core hoe back in the days. Kuna hadi beshte yangu alipita na yeye. Ukimwona akiongea in tongues :D:D. Church is the last place I’d recommend a young chap to go get a gal
Whores retire to church after years of cock riding .it’s unfortunate that mama @cortedivoire didn’t secure a beta make to raise her filthy homosexual son after her retirement
Thoso ugly post wall women ndo unashangilia?
Ni vile hujaingia twitter accounts za top Muslims upate wakiambiwa, “Sheikh why are you so greedy? Our mosque needs a new roof. Why dont you give us only $20,000? You have so much. The prophet said…”
Saudi and Iranian ( the two main Muslim faiths) clerics receive billions but they don’t invest in 3rd world countries. Other than the Aga Khan and he mostly caters to the rich. If the Muslim clerics invested in education in Lamu, Mombasa , Somalia those places would be different, infact terrorism would be non existent.
Christian churches build up communities whereas the Mosque ignores the poor. Countries like Mali, Chad… very poor. Yet they adopted Islam centuries ago. People blame the French but forget that Islam is the main religion of Francophone countries.
Bora heartbeat na shimo ziko. Heartbeat to avoid necrophilia na shimo coz mbaya ni ya nyoka pekee. Hao postwall wako sawa kwanza huyo dark berry ako na ribbon kwa forehead. Natomba kutomba. Sunday niko church.
“Shimo mbaya ni ya nyoka”
Huwa tunaenda bana na tunaswaga hai wamama fibaya sana.
Iko mmoja aliniambia niwe namtemnelea, so ananiitia Supper eti ndio ‘nisiende Kwa pombe’.
On the second day after she hugged me nikitoka nikamwambia 'Stop giving me Blueballs.Akaniuliza what’s that?
Nikamwambia ‘Google is ur friend’.
And that, folks,is how I smashed that thing on the following day and the rest of that year before I found coordinates for Embobut.
Madem na wamama wa church wanakuwanga na nyege zingine sii za kawaida. Nimekula kadhaa kimcheso tuu. Make sexual innuendos to them at your own peril. In fact accept any invite to their homes at your peril.
Kukula unaeza kula lakini hapo ndo relationship yenu inaishia nothing like dates or romance. Hata mimi I have munched some post wall women nimepata kwa church. Kwanza wale wa choir unarusha mtama na anaangukia mtego pap.
Hakuna mtego wanaangukanga ndani. Hao ndio wanakuwanga wameseti mtego na hizo marinda zao za African print na nywele imewekwa kamaua hapo kando. Ukifikiria umeangukia jua tuu wewe ndio unakuwanga umeangukiwa na an experienced cougar. Lakini usikue na mbio ya kuelekea embobut. Enjoy it for as long as it can last. Bolt only when she starts asking where the two of you are headed.
Yes naona ulikuwa attentive sana kwa men’s conference. You eat as much as you can. Akianza kuleta maneno ya marriage, make your journey to embobut as quick as possible.