If you ever hear there’s a new Jason Statham movie titled “The Plumber”, here’s what to expect:
Minute 1 to Minute 5:
Statham fixes a kitchen sink. The client is happy. Statham gives her advice on how to prevent a blocked drain.
Minute 6 to Minute 10:
Statham notices some guys trailing him. He tries to dodge them.
Minute 11 to Minute 20:
Statham tries to get away. It turns out that this ordinary plumber can drive like a Formula 1 driver.
Minute 21 to Minute 85:
Gunfight and Car Chase. Kumbe this ordinary plumber is a bad motherfucker with the gun skills of a navy seal.
Minute 85 to Minute 90:
Statham kills the Top Boss, saves the day, and decides to retire from plumbing.
NB: If you watched this movie hoping to learn something about plumbing, too bad!
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Huyu brare fakin, Scott Adkins, Luke Goss, Michael Jai White na mtu yeyote kwa WWE ukimuona kwa movie just know that movie is low budget and the plot is smaller than the IQ of @Kanguthi
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lukka
October 30, 2025, 10:45am
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Kumbe movie zake zote ako kazi
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Lakini action scene na cinematics za movie za Jason Staham huwa noma.
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I thought talkers huwa ‘advanced human beings’…im truly surprised and genuinely shocked kuna watu hapa huwatch statham.
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Jason Statham na Steven Seagal wako same WhatsApp group.
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mutu-mo
October 30, 2025, 12:52pm
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Crank ina fit aje hapo? Although it was over the top as well
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Baby_Panay:
Huyu brare fakin, Scott Adkins, Luke Goss, Michael Jai White na mtu yeyote kwa WWE ukimuona kwa movie just know that movie is low budget and the plot is smaller than the IQ of @Kanguthi
I choose to forgive you, have a blessed day @Baby_Panay
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Mickey_Bricks:
…85:
Jason Statham was supposed to play as Tommy Shelby on Peaky blinders but as we all know Cillian Murphy was picked and he was the best.
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Real2
October 30, 2025, 2:29pm
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Baby_Panay:
Michael Jai White
Hii jamàa for years picking nonsense scripts ni kama talent yake
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Mikymas
October 30, 2025, 2:40pm
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Mickey_Bricks:
…85:
The main inspiration for his movies
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Ungetafuta Jason look a like pale xvideos unyonge instead
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He was a diver and hawker before making it big as an actor. He found a niche, stuck to it, and it’s made him rich. Why change what works?
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Lakini Steve seagal ako na fetish ya kukula Asian chick.
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Huyo jamaa ni umbwa sana. His plots are super low IQ.
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brelex
October 30, 2025, 9:36pm
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rewatching scenes from good actors once in a while is always a treat, movies are a waste of entertainment time these days
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Kwanza Ile movie ya NICO it was a scam. Blunt tupu… Kuna time I rewind and watch old movies. Coming to America was dope.
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