Kikuyu women are the easiest lays. No wonder there are son many singo kikuyu women
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Every woman is an easy lay…from whichever tribe also a huge population of Nairobi is kikuyu tena Nairobi is surrounded by areas where kikuyus are in plenty
Kabete,kiambu,juja,limuru …so automatically men who live in Nairobi will end up fucking the most available women hence the narrative of easy
If Nairobi was close to kisumu or kakamega or mombasa we would be fucking their women alot too
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Why are you making the semi literate assumption that Njoro, who gets by on mutura na supu ya kichwa can handle Western machines?
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Anywhere outside of central, ukisema umeoa kikuyu wife, you’re told to hide your wealth na uchunge she doesn’t kill you. No eating food you haven’t seen prepared and no telling her all your wealth pahali iko.
Don’t know what badge of honour you’re talking about here.
Anyone born after 1990 and not from central has been warned by their mother/aunties to be wary of kikuyu girls at one point or another.
In fact, kule upcountry I was challenged to find a kikuyu granny and I have never found one. As soon as mzee dies, they sell your belonging and go back to murima.
But I will give credit for how easy it is to fuck them. The shortest time spent between meeting someone and fucking them have all been kikuyu girls. Ranging from minimum of 2 hours, to around 4 hours. Na sio lanye btw. Kwa washroom za club, gari, her matrimonial bed etc. Hao hugawa roho safi
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Your ancestors were simply not well travelled.
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Simple check then. For talkers who hail from outside central, how many have kikuyu grandma’s have you ever met or seen at your upcountry area?
- 0
- 1-5
- 6-10
- 10-20
- 20+
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Also how many talkers have been warned that kikuyu wives will kill them and take their wealth by an aunt, mother, extended female relative or some other person from upcountry?
- I have
- I have not
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Hehe …this stories started because of bitter wives from ushago wa western areas because normally their men would relocate to Nairobi in search of greener pasture
But the moment money comes in omwami and jatelo start chasing yellow murima thighs and forget about the family at home
The response…try to educate the younger men to stay clear of the women who made your father abandon us and took his wealth
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As a kikuyu man we have our version we’ve been advised to stay clear from luo women because uchawi yao ni mbaya …wajaluo ni wachawi na waluhya
So i don’t know what our parents saw to make them come to that conclusion
Exactly. Hii ni folklore 
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Hii ni ukweli
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Luo, Luhya, kisii bitches are ugly as hell. Any man from those communities marrying a murima woman is doing future Kenya some justice - reducing ugliness.
Now the cedro men marrying women from those communities? Wataogelea. A 40 y.o okuyu man has the dick size of an 8-year old from those communities. 
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Nigga, I’m not illiterate as you. It is not only the “poor” NJoro who ain’t interested in the so called Western Machines, but also 99% of wealthy and handsome kikuyu men. Have you ever seen a Kikuyu man flex that he has a luo lady like luosl men do when they have an kikuyu? Never
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Yeah, ni wachawi mbaya sana. Na wivu wenzao wakiomoka kuwashinda
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What exactly were you looking for ndio ukaona some Kikuyu men as handsome wewe shoga?
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Mbwa wewe, shoga wewe. Kwani umesikia nilikuwa na tafuta maize cobs kwa mkundu yako chafu. Do you think everybody is ugly like you pregnant orangutan. Makende Ya duck billed platypus wewe.
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Lakini have you ever seen how sketchy old Luo women look?
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Taita ndio iko warembo ajab
Hapa kuna very simple explanation. Black men view light skin women as success symbols - generally. Haijalishi kama ni hapa ama USA between Blacks and jungus. So, the first thing a black man does akikafunga ni kuchukua the hottest bitch he can find who will almost always be light skin.
Most light skin women in KE are from two communities: Kikuyu and Kamba. Therefore, ALL men in Kenya are after the few light skin women. Inevitably, successful men from other tribes will disproportionately marry Kikuyu and Kamba women. Wengine hawajali kama ni single mother: case in point Kennedy Rapudo marrying IG thot and single mother Amber Ray. Other examples include Eric Omondi with his Kikuyu club socialite girlfriend etc. The guys are “successful” by the low Kenyan standards and their first move is to get a Kikuyu or Kamba bitch. Babu Owino etc etc. The list is endless.
Even Njonjo married a mzungu. Phillip Ndegwa also married a mzungu. You can see his half-white sons are now owners of capital in KE worth billions of shillings. Even successful Kikuyu men go after White women. It is just human nature. This doesn’t apply only here in KE. Even in Asia women with pale skin are regarded as more attractive (India/China/Japan). Pale Runda you will see very many pointees who are half-Kikuyu and half-white.
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Kwa tribe zetu, from the time you reach teenage(12-14), elders wakipata vijana in groups mnaambiwa ABSOLUTELY NEVER MARRY A KIKUYU WOMAN.
@Pastorde
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And that’s exactly what they do wakipata pesa. Its like telling a broke person to never buy a Range Rover. Akiomoka that is exactly what he will buy 
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