James Kanyotu's family - 2 billion zimepitwa nazo

[RV_Pundit]

Goldenberg money, that stolen money will eat them

[MTINGIZA_KITANDA]

Hizi familia hunishangaza…gawaneni mali equally…no fights…no loss of property and money through lawyers…after all you didn’t work for it. Shida ni greed…someone always wants more than the others…or else run the whole empire and be trustees in the estate

[Spaghetti_Monster]

They normally argue over petty issues, kama Koinanges the main issue is formula ya distribution. One group wants all widows wapewe equally wengine want it divided based on the number of children.

[Mainoo]

Greed na hidden families and kids…spineless men from a certain region…sisi mbaruhyia hatufichi bibi na watoto wa nje so hakuna shida kama hizi…hata hivo wacha lawyers washibe

[Yuletapeli]

Shida yenu kubwa ni UGALI, hii mlima huwa ime washinda kabisa… kuna muzee amemalizwa na kijana yake juu alikula ugali yake ya jana.

[Mainoo]

Kuna siku nishawai enda local flani na mzae na former speaker tukaitisha ugali na mbuzi…kidogo kidogo tukajoiniwa na some four locals so ikabidi ugali ikam ya mtu saba na 4kgs ya mbuzi…yaani mguu mbili…
Vile food iliiva maji ikaletwa watu wanawe na juu i was the youngest ikabidi niwache wazae wanawe kwanza…unfortunately maji ikaisha kabla ninawe…by the time more water was brought hio ugali ilikua imeisha na sijaiguza. I remember my old man laughing juu even him na huyo speaker had barely touched that ugali…funny enough nyama ilikua bado…ikabidi nikule nyama kavu kama mwanaume wa central..
Mbaruhyia walirogwa na ugali

[Maize_Combuster]

@Mainoo

…ji ikaletwa watu wanawe na juu i was the youngest ikabidi niwache wazae wanawe kwanza…unfortunately maji ikaisha kabla ninawe…by the time more water was brought hio ugali ilikua imeisha na sijaiguza. I remember my old man laughing juu even him na huyo speaker had barely touched that ugali…funny enough nyama ilikua bado…ikabidi nikule nyama kavu kama mwanaume wa central..
Mbaruhyia walirogwa na ugali

This is something I have observed Na mbaruhyas Sana. They have this mannerless fondness of joining tables in hotels and bars uninvited Na Sio eti wanachanga ama kushika drink. Wengine hata wanatembea from one place to another wakitafuta msee wanajua akijivinjari. Unapata msee ameitisha kanusu kake na ugali only for his plan and budget to be messed up by some ghaseers. Inafika time wale notorious gatecrashers tunawamark and declare them personas non grata. Wakionekana kwa mlango security is at hand to deny them entry.

[Yuletapeli]

@Mainoo

…ji ikaletwa watu wanawe na juu i was the youngest ikabidi niwache wazae wanawe kwanza…unfortunately maji ikaisha kabla ninawe…by the time more water was brought hio ugali ilikua imeisha na sijaiguza. I remember my old man laughing juu even him na huyo speaker had barely touched that ugali…funny enough nyama ilikua bado…ikabidi nikule nyama kavu kama mwanaume wa central..
Mbaruhyia walirogwa na ugali

Yet.. luhya land is land of plenty. Ugali haifai kuwa highly coveted namna hio

[Mainoo]

@Maize_Combuster

…bars uninvited Na Sio eti wanachanga ama kushika drink. Wengine hata wanatembea from one place to another wakitafuta msee wanajua akijivinjari. Unapata msee ameitisha kanusu kake na ugali only for his plan and budget to be messed up by some ghaseers. Inafika time wale notorious gatecrashers tunawamark and declare them personas non grata. Wakionekana kwa mlango security is at hand to deny them entry.

Huwezi kula na kunywa kwa amani luhyialand…lazima some uninvited guests watokee…and they always know you…or spin some tale how you are related.
Juzi tukiwa Lumakanda pale Lugari event flani vijana wametufuata na pikipiki hadi kwa hoteli tulikua tumewekesha lunch…they kept calling us wahesh but we werent falling for it. We were later told ukitokea huko na V8 you are a marked man…lazima utoboke…walipata wendawazimu

[Mainoo]

@Yuletapeli

…anza…unfortunately maji ikaisha kabla ninawe…by the time more water was brought hio ugali ilikua imeisha na sijaiguza. I remember my old man laughing juu even him na huyo speaker had barely touched that ugali…funny enough nyama ilikua bado…ikabidi nikule nyama kavu kama mwanaume wa central..
Mbaruhyia walirogwa na ugali

Yet.. luhya land is land of plenty. Ugali haifai kuwa highly coveted namna hio

Ngoja watu wamalize kuuproot miwa…crop of poverty.

[Yuletapeli]

@Mainoo

… kunywa kwa amani luhyialand…lazima some uninvited guests watokee…and they always know you…or spin some tale how you are related.
Juzi tukiwa Lumakanda pale Lugari event flani vijana wametufuata na pikipiki hadi kwa hoteli tulikua tumewekesha lunch…they kept calling us wahesh but we werent falling for it. We were later told ukitokea huko na V8 you are a marked man…lazima utoboke…walipata wendawazimu

Food huwa inawasumbua kiaje ama ni tabia ya kujiwekelea?

[Mainoo]

@Yuletapeli

…atokee…and they always know you…or spin some tale how you are related.
Juzi tukiwa Lumakanda pale Lugari event flani vijana wametufuata na pikipiki hadi kwa hoteli tulikua tumewekesha lunch…they kept calling us wahesh but we werent falling for it. We were later told ukitokea huko na V8 you are a marked man…lazima utoboke…walipata wendawazimu

Food huwa inawasumbua kiaje ama ni tabia ya kujiwekelea?

Mbaruhyias are closely related to their cousins in Uganda, Central Africa and West Africa. Have you seen a Ugandan man attack food? Alafu ngoja uone Nigerians na Ghanians wakikula hizo chakula zao…iko kwa genes.

[Yuletapeli]

@Mainoo

…ahesh but we werent falling for it. We were later told ukitokea huko na V8 you are a marked man…lazima utoboke…walipata wendawazimu
Food huwa inawasumbua kiaje ama ni tabia ya kujiwekelea?

Mbaruhyias are closely related to their cousins in Uganda, Central Africa and West Africa. Have you seen a Ugandan man attack food? Alafu ngoja uone Nigerians na Ghanians wakikula hizo chakula zao…iko kwa genes.

Wakona ulafi wa aina fulani na si juu wamelelewa mahali chakula ni nadra.. ni tamaa tu

[Kaffir]

@MTINGIZA_KITANDA

Hizi familia hunishangaza…gawaneni mali equally…no fights…no loss of property and money through lawyers…after all you didn’t work for it. Shida ni greed…someone always wants more than the others…or else run the whole empire and be trustees in the estate

Problem is even with a will it takes 1 idiot to make sure you will spend most money on lawyers for the next 20 years

[Jack_Black]

@Mainoo

…ji ikaletwa watu wanawe na juu i was the youngest ikabidi niwache wazae wanawe kwanza…unfortunately maji ikaisha kabla ninawe…by the time more water was brought hio ugali ilikua imeisha na sijaiguza. I remember my old man laughing juu even him na huyo speaker had barely touched that ugali…funny enough nyama ilikua bado…ikabidi nikule nyama kavu kama mwanaume wa central..
Mbaruhyia walirogwa na ugali

Enyewe hapo walicheza rough.. so mlibuy ugali ingine ama stinginess iliwalemea kama kawaida? Last I checked ugali saucer ni 70 bob.. kila mtu angetoa 10 bob haungekaa njaa.

But mungich ni nani.

[Mainoo]

@Jack_Black

… I remember my old man laughing juu even him na huyo speaker had barely touched that ugali…funny enough nyama ilikua bado…ikabidi nikule nyama kavu kama mwanaume wa central..
Mbaruhyia walirogwa na ugali

Enyewe hapo walicheza rough.. so mlibuy ugali ingine ama stinginess iliwalemea kama kawaida? Last I checked ugali saucer ni 70 bob.. kila mtu angetoa 10 bob haungekaa njaa.
But mungich ni nani.

Hakuna ugali saucer pale vihiga. Ukiitisha food wanapika just enough, which is usually big anyway na ni No.2…hatukua na time ya kungoja ingine ipikwe…would have probably meant kuingia kisiagi kwanza

[Jack_Black]

@Mainoo

…a ugali
Enyewe hapo walicheza rough.. so mlibuy ugali ingine ama stinginess iliwalemea kama kawaida? Last I checked ugali saucer ni 70 bob.. kila mtu angetoa 10 bob haungekaa njaa.
But mungich ni nani.

Hakuna ugali saucer pale vihiga. Ukiitisha food wanapika just enough, which is usually big anyway na ni No.2…hatukua na time ya kungoja ingine ipikwe…would have probably meant kuingia kisiagi kwanza

Vihiga hawachomangi mbuzi na ugali bro.. chicken is the main dish for guests. Even Kipteeth know this simple fact.

Uongo mchana sio kitu mzuri.

[Yuletapeli]

@Jack_Black

… njaa.
But mungich ni nani.
Hakuna ugali saucer pale vihiga. Ukiitisha food wanapika just enough, which is usually big anyway na ni No.2…hatukua na time ya kungoja ingine ipikwe…would have probably meant kuingia kisiagi kwanza

Vihiga hawachomangi mbuzi na ugali bro.. chicken is the main dish for guests. Even Kipteeth know this simple fact.
Uongo mchana sio kitu mzuri.
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So wewe ni mluhya, niaje makoha!

[Jack_Black]

@Yuletapeli

…a ugali saucer pale vihiga. Ukiitisha food wanapika just enough, which is usually big anyway na ni No.2…hatukua na time ya kungoja ingine ipikwe…would have probably meant kuingia kisiagi kwanza
Vihiga hawachomangi mbuzi na ugali bro.. chicken is the main dish for guests. Even Kipteeth know this simple fact.
Uongo mchana sio kitu mzuri.
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So wewe ni mluhya, niaje makoha!

Mimi ni mluyha, mkale, jaruo, Maasai, Kipsigis.. yaani inategemea na mood ya nuclear weapons zangu.

[Maize_Combuster]

@Mainoo

… kunywa kwa amani luhyialand…lazima some uninvited guests watokee…and they always know you…or spin some tale how you are related.
Juzi tukiwa Lumakanda pale Lugari event flani vijana wametufuata na pikipiki hadi kwa hoteli tulikua tumewekesha lunch…they kept calling us wahesh but we werent falling for it. We were later told ukitokea huko na V8 you are a marked man…lazima utoboke…walipata wendawazimu

One time tumeenda place ya mbaruhya huko Eregi for some function. Food kuletwa, mbaruhya zinapitishia mikono kwa dirisha kama paka tuziweke mossels of food in their hands. Appetite yangu ilipotea hapo na hapo. Host ilibidi atafute goons to clear the home of pests.