Nugu zanguni, haka ata term moja kataweza kweli? Yule macho nya…I mean, Muthamaki wetu mi huskia anapenda kuhold serious discussions na watu kama kina Captain Morgan, Johnnie Walker, Jack Daniels, Arthur Guinness, John Jameson na wengineo mpaka chee, alafu asubuhi anaamkia campaign siku mzima, Kenya mzima. Na sijawahi ona akikaokota kama haka kamzee. Yaani, hata flash za camera hazimuamshi? Listening to Sossion’s annoying voice must feel like a jumbo jet is taking off right next to you, na bado kanalala tu. Ama there’s a new trend in town called “the Mugabe challenge” that I’m not aware of?
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2 whole minutes, hehe. I think hapo ndio aliota tallying center zikivamiwa. Musta been one of those very vivid dreams, you know?
I know he’d never take my advice, but if he was to take my advice, I’d urge him to consider “light duties”. Not the Waiguru kind, but actual light duties. Like spending more time at home with Mama Ida, watching her knit. Or taking his grandkids to school in the morning. Or visiting Kibaki to laugh about that nusu mkeka/choo debacle. Or visiting Moi to laugh some more about the kufinywa-makei-kule-Nyayo-house “kerfuffle”. You know, light duties.
Lakini mwenye nahurumia zaidi kwa hio video ni Governor D-wanzi. Anakaa ni kama anapanick kuona Raira akirara. Ni kama anajiuliza “Sasa juu baaba analala, nani atanisaidia kufanya ile composition assignment tulipewa leo ya The day I will never forget?”
Kwa hayo machache, I’m off to count sheep.
I’ll wait for some of you to reach that age with campaigning everyday , having aching body because of what you went through and see how you will be doing
Kibaki aliweza. This distinguished leader has managed to turn the duo into an insomniac and a drunkard. Hapana cheza.
NASA TIBIMM!!!
RAO TANO …FRESSSSSHH…SSSHHH…SSHHH!!!
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Joho amefungia kicheko
He he, kuwa mpole jamaa.
ati kanan? many will end up wandering in Darfur…
Jakuon must be a walking pharmacy…
Reminds me of the late ELVIS “The Pelvis” Presley. This guy had medication for everything.
Medication for sleeping, for waking up, for appetite, for horizontal gymnastics…an endless list…
This is the picture Nigerians saw of Buhari and now the guy permanently in hospital and they are being ruled by someone they never elected.
Kamelon may finally have the last laugh IF Jakuon wins.
RWNEBP.
3 days left
Thats why he should rest and let the ones who can handle it contest…his hunger for power is too much even for him…!!!
Could you tell that to Mr maruge (I think that was his name ) who was the oldest student in the world?Dreams never die but people do. UOTP
That’s me in kendo 40 yes from now … Hangover ile mbaya
Haya, mumemtetea sana…wacha tuseme tu alikuwa anarespond to the latest Mugabe challenge. RAIRA TANO FRESSSSHH…ZZZZZZ…ZZZZZZ!!!
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Wewe wacha RAO ako sawa.he has been on marathon campaign. He is human. How many times did you sleep in class ukiwa high school?
NEFA
WIRRO BE
He wasnt sleeping in class…
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He was too old to be in school though. Si umesema hapo juu RAO is too old to seek leadership? WASN’T murage too old to be in class?