JaKuon's Freshest False Promise

Steaming like an early morning coil of dung in the Riat hills:

[SIZE=6]I’ll expose names behind importation of maize from Mexico - Raila
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[SIZE=4]I do not need to create any suspense to name the culprits of the 2009 maize scandal: Caroli Omondi, Mohamed Isahakhia, Fidel Castro Odinga, etc. etc.
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[SIZE=6]Raila’s family was involved in maize scandal, claim US cables

[B][SIZE=6]Resign over maize scandal, PM Raila told[/SIZE]

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Yet another reason why we should not vote for TMT

TMT…The Maize Trader?

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This guy when he goes to his backyard, he has to leave the crowd with a wild hekaya. He knows they’ll believe him 100%. Elsewhere, even luhyaland he cant try such stunts coz umati utamwambia tu “wewe jakuon, si ni juzi tu wewe, fidel na caroli omondi mlipatikana kwa maize scandal? Si ni juzi tu ulifuta Ruto kwa sababu alikataza Oburu sweet sugar deals?” In other words ladies and gentlemen, the political conman knows his audience

Dont kill me for being open:
Dear Ladies…
Things you need to understand from men:

  1. Understand men love sex, love sex, and love sex. Denying your man
    sex is like hitting self- destruction button for that relationship…he may
    even leave you for your blood sister or even mother due to sex alone!!!
  2. It is not about how deep a man can penetrate your pussy, but how
    deep his love for you is, that is what matters most with men.
  3. It is normal for men to sometimes cum too fast…way before you
    have an orgasm. Don’t react like the world will end when he fails to give
    you an orgasm. Sometimes it has to do with you being too hot to make him last long
  4. Sometimes a man will last too long in you for no apparent reason….not because he wishes to give you multiple orgasms…but
    because he is also trying to cum…but he cannot.
  5. It is not so important after all how long he lasts in bed, but how long
    will he sustain that relationship…some men’s relationships end faster
    than a premature ejaculation….others lasts for a lifetime!
  6. NEVER compare your dude with your EX…if your ex was so good then
    why did you leave him??
  7. When the man is too good in bed, you can preach that to the whole
    world…but when he is pathetic in bed…preach to him alone…he will
    respect you more for that!
  8. NEVER attack your man verbally in public… you are lovers not
    politicians!
  9. DO NOT assume every woman he looks at…he admires her…men
    forget women they see on the streets faster than how smoke vanishes
    in the air!
  10. No matter how much you trust your man, or he trusts you…snooping
    into his phone, social media accounts, spying on him etc constantly…
    pisses men off than stepping on feces on his way to interview…give him
    freedom and space to be faithful!
  11. NEVER answer your man’s calls….unless it is an emergency and he
    cannot pick it!
  12. If your man has money and is willing to spend on you… appreciate
    him. When he is broke…understand him too…don’t start dramas
    because he is broke…he will respect you for that.
  13. REMEMBER…your man came into your life to love you, NOT to bail
    you out of poverty…he came to attend to your heart’s affairs, not
    financial affairs…he came to be a lover/ husband NOT an ATM.

@Budspencer,

Unfortunately, the Westerners are not given to questioning JaKuon that seriously.

In fact, Barack Muluka’s wild essay on ‘traveling maize’ had no other goal than to cover JaKuon’s big black butt.

Where did you get this shit?

I have a feeling that when Baba takes the seat, you will be one of the devastated sycophants who will most likely become depressed and suicidal.
It will be good riddance.

:D:D:D:D:D

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No good riddance, if you think Trump’s presidency is a joke, just wait for the day babuon becomes president (if it ever happens), it will be one goof after the other and critics will have a field day tearing him apart.
And that’s the time you will see journalists thrown into jail or getting killed.

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