Jakuon

Jana i heard it from the news that kahii ga githumo Will be visiting juja and its environs. Unfortunately, today i travelled for a job in ukambani. Kama uko within machamaa, piga picha na unianikie hapa. I want to learn whether juja guys are more civilized than their mblos in baringo.

Huna Tifee?

Nakua na tifee nikiwa job mblo? watoto wa siku izi mumekosa adabu

Tafuta unga wachana na Jakuon; pia yeye anatafuta KiUnga…

Jakuon hata hakuna Kura anaomba. Just look at simba in rallies…naomba kwa unyenyekevu tarehe nane mjitokeze mnipigie Kura…ni wangapi watajitokeza? Hata ikiwa sio zoote maomba mnipe kidogo etc. Msee Kama huyo unaweza mnyima Kura aje.

Huyu mwingine apart from saying Ni wakati WA kukamatia chini Ni wapi uliskia akiomba Kura?

You will traverse all land mass, sail across the 7 seas and you will never get a political entertainer akin Joshua…Donald Duck in the USA comes a close second hence RWNEBP

Ata mimi natafuta unga lakini mimi ni kenya pia. I swore with the RWNBPORK oath and therefore has to ensure i closely monitor him to see he is never successful

He’s entertaining when he doesn’t try to be entertaining; yaani when he’s dead serious, that’s when he’s most hilarious . When he tries to be entertaining, he is more boring than watching paint dry.

What can we learn from this? People view him with sympathetic sadness and his intellect is contemptibly inadequate. When people find him entertaining, they are not laughing with him, they laughing at him. He should not be flattered when people say he’s entertaining but he doesn’t know any better.

MMNN Inasema the rally has been cut short

Naskia pale Thika kamenuka. sina mbisha though

Usitusi Elder…
ION, I meant in your house to catch up on what you’ve missed…