Jacque Maribe

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Alikunia kwa ndoo, ama hizo cell za leafy suburbs huwa na adabu kiasi? Kuna watu wananitegemea hapa for breaking nyews na sitaki kuwalet down. Alafuuuuu, kwani how do police decide which police station to take a suspect? Coz hawa “VIP” suspects wanapelekwa kwa vip police stations kama Gigiri, spring valley na Kilimani. Is that by coincidence ama ni ubaguzi?

Na niliskia kuna watu wanataka ku-curtail freedom of expression hapa. No one will dictate to me how many times I can post on the same topic. Except maybe admin. And mods. And Matiang’i…but no one else!! Hebu leteni makende kwa hii thread tupambane, today I’m quite idle and spoiling for a fight. Mbwer maliar gaseer tucker tucker.

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  • A mysterious phonecall, from Monicas apartment goes out to unknown number*
    Unidentified individual picks up: “heello?”
    Jowe:“Yes, boss maneno apa imeisha…imema
    lizika…,the work is complete!”
    Boss:“sawa,make sure you clean everything usiwache evidence yeyote…unajua vile crime
    scene investigators na c.i.d wanachambua…mambo yote siuliona obado?”
    Jowe:“Yes, boss ill clean it up!”
    Boss:“Okay, sawa…do you have a getaway car?”
    jowe:“Yes,Boss, si nani…atanikujia?”
    Boss:" Nani Jacque?"
    jowe: “Yes Boss.”
    Boss:" sawa make sure, she knows nothing make up a story wewe ukimalizana ukujie mshahara kesho!"
    Jowe:" Yes Boss i will be there!"
    *Boss hangs up. Jowe looks at the bathtub, at monicas naked lifeless body, her eyes protruding piercing staring at nothing in particular whilst blood still oozes out her throat ; jowe opens up the bathroom cabinets grabs some bleach & towels; cleans bloodstains on the sink ,toilet & floor.
    jowe picks up phone & dials nervously
    Maribe:“Hey beb?”
    Jowie:“waah…, thank god i caught u babe can you come get me i have been attacked by thugs on a nduthi …they even shot me on my shoulder?”.
    Maribe"whaa? Beb? R you like okay? Oh my God where are you?" * A crying maribe inquires.
    Jowe:“Yes…beb its just a shoulder wound…i just need a hospital i am at lamuria gardens apartments. Hurry please i am in pain!”.
    Maribe:" Beb…waiit aint that monicas place?"
    Jowe:“yes but nilikua apa nje kwa gate nikafumaniwa na majambazi kwa nduthi ata sidhani akina monica wameskia…juu hakuna mtu ametoka apa kunisaidia after i was shot!”
    Maribe:“okay…beb let me change ill be there in 30 mins!” hangs up
    jowe turns off lights in monicas apartment and tiptoes out the door carefully wiping his fingerprints off the door knob
  • Around 10:30 maribes car comes to a screeching halt infront of lamurai apartments*
    *jowe approaches the car yanks the passenger door open and gets in.
    Maribe:" Beb…aki oh my god your bleeding…?"
    Jowe:“Dont worry just step on the gas…drive to the hospital beb acha maswali…do you have cigarettes?”
    Circa: september ,19th,2018,10:45p.m
  • a Nosy neighbor just after watching an injured jowe leave Monicas apartment…goes into monicas apartment.* * just to find her lifeless in her bathtub

Maribe ni kabila gani?

I saw jana kwa news Obado ako block B2 inda na kuna bunker beds with beddings kama what you see in US movies. yes VIP kenya hata in prison wako Sawa. Kuna kenya mbili. maribe I don’t think ako ligi soh

Maribe ni MuFalaDush…

Swala nyeti, limeulizwa tangu juzi na hatujapata jibu. @Meria Mata na kenyatalk CSI, si mtupe jibu mara moja? What tribe is she? Not for any tribal reasons but just out of curiosity.

banyamlenge.

hangover inaniuwa banaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

@hakimoto umekuwa ukisoma news kwa DJ Afro?

True, kuna sekshen za wananchi na wenyenchi. Maribe I think ni yule kichwa kubwa Dennis Itumbi anapull strings ku-extend hiyo VIP treatment. Don’t be surprised if some lovestruck loser(s) spend their millions paying her lawyer’s fees. It is very possible for her to go through this entire “ordeal” without spending a shilling of her own money.

Chapwa rungu ghasia takataka nyanghau kabisa. Useless individual. Meffi. #ZukabagabotWars

mumeru

msapere

What did you expect after drinking cheap liqour?..

Obado ni mavi ya kale, lakini naskia yeye pia anapata special treatment kama mtu ako na note ya daktari. Hizo billions za county alikuwa anaiba lazima vultures zinyofoe. Siwes shangaa kuskia wardens pale wanamletea plate moja ya “decent food” na 2k.

Monica is dropped off her apartment by unidentified stranger who accompanies her inside.
9:00p.m * next door neighbor is awakaned by loud banging sounds followed by muffled screams.
9:15p.m: Suddenly the screams stop. Pin drop silence engulfs monicas apartment
10p.m * A man wearing a long white robe slowly slips out of monicas apartment…tiptoeing…holding onto his wounded shoulder* he slowly shuts the door and wipes the prints off the door knob. He proceeds to tiptoe downstairs to await for his getaway car.
Nosy witness neighbour: * peeps through curtain and sees Jowe dressed in a long white robe clutching his wounded shoulder…quietly& hurriedly exiting the apartment complex.
10:30p.m Jowie gets into a getaway car and drives off!
10:45p.m nosy neighbor witness dashes into monicas apartment…and finds monica with her throat slit laying in a pool of her own blood
Neighbour:" jesus christ almighty!" She almost screams in fear…but covers her mouth in order no to arise suspicion. * she dashes back into her apartment and gets under her bed shaking wih fear.
*several hours later the whole apartment complex is awakaned by screams.
Monican sister & Brother. Just found their sister.

in my eyes mwarabu , muhindi na musomali ni mafiii ya umbwa

Mbona si msupuu na vile wameru huwa wameiva?

Kilimani sio VIP cell only VIP cells in Kenya is jkia, Hardy,kileleleshwa and spring valley na uwache kusumbua.

Shiny eye,wanjiru wa maribe.