I've Mistreated a Bus Preacher

[EngineerLMG]

Niko kwa bus, na one of those preachers started his job telling passengers hogwash.

The only different thing about him is that he is Nigerian. Yaani, we have become so renown for gullibility hadi Nigerian conmen have started preaching in our buses?

Anyway, he finishes preaching and then stays asking for offering. I don’t know which devil entered my mind and told me to do that thing of pretending to give him money and then refusing. So I hold out a 50 bob for him saying “take”, he comes for it, and then I’m like “ama wacha tu.”

Nigga gives me a thumbs up! The devil in me is making me giggle like a prepubescent chile.

The Nigerian broda goes back to the front, and then I call him back again. I don’t believe it when he comes back for it!!! He thinks I’m gonna give him this time. Wapi? I start laughing, and this time, guys kwa bus have started looking at me, and those closest to me are chuckling.

Poor fellow.

Anakaakaa kidogo kwa basi, anashukia Nyayo Stadium kwa jam, anaenda kulee kununua mahindi, all this while holding his tab.

The end.

[Abba]

@EngineerLMG

Niko kwa bus, na one of those preachers started his job telling passengers hogwash.

The only different thing about him is that he is Nigerian. Yaani, we have become so renown for gullibility hadi Nigerian conmen have started preaching in our buses?

Anyway, he finishes preaching and then stays asking for offering. I don’t know which devil entered my mind and told me to do that thing of pretending to give him money and then refusing. So I hold out a 50 bob for him saying “take”, he comes for it, and then I’m like “ama wacha tu.”

Nigga gives me a thumbs up! The school I’ll me is making me giggle like a prepubescent chile.

The Nigerian broda goes back to the front, and then I who out the now again. I don’t believe it when he comes back for it!!! He thinks I’m gonna give him this time. Wapi? I start laughing, and this time, guys kwa bus have started looking at me, and those closest to me are chuckling.

Poor fellow.

Anakaakaa kidogo kwa basi, anashukia Nyayo Stadium kwa jam, anaenda kulee kununua mahindi, all this while holding his tab.

The end.

Si these are the same people of breast and honey church ama

[Electronics4u]

Mungu anakuona tu.

[hakimoto]

Issiah 55:6
Seek the LORD while he may be found; call on him while he is near.

[Ole_Wenu1]

Hizi ni zile hadithi tunasemanga haina mbele wala nyuma.

[shoti_mzito]

@EngineerLMG

Niko kwa bus, na one of those preachers started his job telling passengers hogwash.

The only different thing about him is that he is Nigerian. Yaani, we have become so renown for gullibility hadi Nigerian conmen have started preaching in our buses?

Anyway, he finishes preaching and then stays asking for offering. I don’t know which devil entered my mind and told me to do that thing of pretending to give him money and then refusing. So I hold out a 50 bob for him saying “take”, he comes for it, and then I’m like “ama wacha tu.”

Nigga gives me a thumbs up! The school I’ll me is making me giggle like a prepubescent chile.

The Nigerian broda goes back to the front, and then I who out the now again. I don’t believe it when he comes back for it!!! He thinks I’m gonna give him this time. Wapi? I start laughing, and this time, guys kwa bus have started looking at me, and those closest to me are chuckling.

Poor fellow.

Anakaakaa kidogo kwa basi, anashukia Nyayo Stadium kwa jam, anaenda kulee kununua mahindi, all this while holding his tab.

The end.

And a you found this hilarious??:eek::eek:

This is why you will rely on public transport for the rest of your life. Buying a car will always be a distant ‘pipe’ dream for you and your descendants- stupid ‘engineer’…:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

[mukuna]

Juvenile but by all means feel free to do as you wish. Good day

[threetatu]

Tulisema ukiamua una amua wholeheartedly to give…

[Shabba_Ranks]

@EngineerLMG

Niko kwa bus, na one of those preachers started his job telling passengers hogwash.

The only different thing about him is that he is Nigerian. Yaani, we have become so renown for gullibility hadi Nigerian conmen have started preaching in our buses?

Anyway, he finishes preaching and then stays asking for offering. I don’t know which devil entered my mind and told me to do that thing of pretending to give him money and then refusing. So I hold out a 50 bob for him saying “take”, he comes for it, and then I’m like “ama wacha tu.”

Nigga gives me a thumbs up! The school I’ll me is making me giggle like a prepubescent chile.

The Nigerian broda goes back to the front, and then I who out the now again. I don’t believe it when he comes back for it!!! He thinks I’m gonna give him this time. Wapi? I start laughing, and this time, guys kwa bus have started looking at me, and those closest to me are chuckling.

Poor fellow.

Anakaakaa kidogo kwa basi, anashukia Nyayo Stadium kwa jam, anaenda kulee kununua mahindi, all this while holding his tab.

The end.

[Grundy]

A bit immature. I don’t give the pastors my money but that’s it, there’s no point in teasing him.

[EngineerLMG]

@shoti_mzito

And a you found this hilarious??:eek::eek:

This is why you will rely on public transport for the rest of your life. Buying a car will always be a distant ‘pipe’ dream for you and your descendants- stupid ‘engineer’…:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Yes, I did.
Next, I’m gonna do it to Kathy Kiuna.

[EngineerLMG]

@Abba

Si these are the same people of breast and honey church ama

He said he was from the “Everlasting Fire of God Church” in Donholm, or something like that.

[chuka]

very immature but still funny

[shoti_mzito]

@EngineerLMG

Yes, I did.
Next, I’m gonna do it to Kathy Kiuna.

You can as well screw her, for as much as I care. She’s filthy rich so she might just give you more 50/- notes to dangle to preachers as you continue giggling in public transport…

[hakimoto]

@EngineerLMG

He said he was from the “Everlasting Fire of God Church” in Donholm, or something like that.

wewe kwisha…

[EngineerLMG]

@hakimoto

wewe kwisha…

LOL
Kila mtu huenda.

[EngineerLMG]

@shoti_mzito

You can as well screw her, for as much as I care. She’s filthy rich so she might just give you more 50/- notes to dangle to preachers as you continue giggling in public transport…

I don’t want her money
I want her punani

[Zee]

hao watu hubore kuna clip ya moja alijaribu kupreach kwa basi huko Europe aliona shida

[inzhener_otmetka]

Engineer, kwani hiyo 50/= ilikuwa na inertia kiasi gani?

[Ubongo]

Don’t show your immaturity publicly, just stay cool and mum as you watch the turn of events.