I've been ktalk indoctrinated and soon...

Sex & Relationships
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I’m going to do get a maliar and do a hekaya…I think my lexicon is on point

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Ok…good for you

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You are on your way to pain and destruction!

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Just once for the fun of it

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Lexicon ni wewe SV ghassia taktak. Sijui kama ulipewa kiti. Keti hapa…
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Beware…and Luwere in advance.

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:D:D:D unalilia wembe

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Condoms work

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Forget everything but before your adventure remember the following.

  1. Condomise
  2. Take photo evidence
  3. Serialise the meal with the name of your handle hapa kijiji
  4. Remember to Report back
  5. PEP just incase
  6. Meza Vega 100
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“Once” will quickly become “one more/last time”

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@Miki wa thika sasa unataka ameze hio Vega 100 after all those other things? Atembee kama abdallah iko attention after PNC.

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Beware some guys give misleading info. Especially @Wakarah

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Evidence lazma, I’ll chronicle the whole journey

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Endea kitu young apo SJ, huko atleast hakuna story ya mchele na kuibiwa. Usisahau evidence ya elders

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:meffi::meffi::meffi::meffi::meffi::meffi::meffi:

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First of many 150s you will spend

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There’s a number you posted of some lanye when I got to her place which is quite far she starts directing me to a different place and demanding I send fare. I refused and just went back.

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Pussy farts are common

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Welcome to the lanye addiction coz once you start,there is no turning back