It's Boring Out Here. So, Let's All Tie Our Shoe Laces.

All of you have flooded my inbox asking me: “T.Waste how do you tie your shoe laces? We tripping over shoe laces, our laces untying themselves, we have nightmares about laces, you keep yours mean all day how do you do it please show us…”

Well, calm down. I’ll show you ten ways.

In all seriousness, I saw this in 2013 back when Google+ was still a thing. I took the zipper method and ran with it. I only just thought about it because of the messages from all of you. Uhhm… yeah.

This seems like an appropriate picture to add.

Ok… you can can now resume breathing in dusty winds, viewing CocaCola ads, and listening to Xmas carols in Z(zzz) Major.

Hiyo console haina vumbi.


One thing about uzee: …you can never hide it

It’s called a pad not a console octogenarian

Tulieni muone excuse anataka kutoa vile alikuwa anajoke tu

When genius fail…
Wikipedia :A video game console is an electronic, digitalor computer device that outputs a video signal or visual image to display a video gamethat one or more people can play.


Peripheral artery disease (PAD),
Sanitary pads…
So many pads!

FONY must be a phony brand.

So, of the ones you’ve listed above, which one do you think it is?

You have small ovaries.

Let’s call a monitor a computer since there are so many monitors outchea




old azz stick to botany

See, the condors soar…

nimeland naona mumenisaka sanaaa