It Took Him A Wet Crack To Risk His Life.

[Duke_of_Coomersvile]

I would understand if a young man between 18-25 was making such vagina-driven decisions. That is the age range where almost each one of us did some dumb simp shit for pussey. But if you’re a man in his late twenties and older, you shouldn’t be letting your dick do the thinking for you. In fact, you should be turning down pussy and using that time for better things like hobbies, not traveling 100km+ to go get it. A man past 30 years who thinks with his dick will never reach his true potential, he will wallow in a life of mediocrity hadi apate akili. Never have such men in your circle of friends, they’ll always pull you down.

[Stinger007]

@Duke of Coomersvile

I would understand if a young man between 18-25 was making such vagina-driven decisions. That is the age range where almost each one of us did some dumb simp shit for pussey. But if you’re a man in his late twenties and older, you shouldn’t be letting your dck do the thinking for you. In fact, you should be turning down pu**y and using that time for better things like hobbies, not traveling 100km+ to go get it. A man past 30 years who thinks with his dck will never reach his true potential, he will wallow in a life of mediocrity hadi apate akili. Never have such men in your circle of friends, they’ll always pull you down.

Solid advice!!

[cortedivoire]

Kuna madem wanaweza kupatia style zote ufanye

[Kumbaffu]

@Azor Ahai

Your boy is a moron, just like you.

Club sio mahali pa kupeleka dame/bibi yako especially in the company of other men.

That’s like taking a bet where you either draw or lose, but can’t win. It’s stupid.

Best case scenario, she behaves, you gain nothing.

Worst case, she gets screwed in the parking space like you did.

In poker they call it a negative freeroll - you can only either tie or lose.

Dem wa kukuliwa ata kuliwa tu ata umfungie kwa nyumba.

You could argue the same if your wife or girlfriend is constantly posting her photos or videos on Instagram, Twitter or Tik Tok. Best believe a lot of thirsty niggas will be on her DM.

[Waki.nyamu]

@Stinger007

Jamaa ikaingia online and hired a Toyota Fielder.

I won’t mention the route this guy was using for anonymity purposes since some K-Talkers could have witnessed the accident.
He spent time and money to drive for over 100km to smash a bitcch

Is it worth?

I witnessed a similar accident on 2nd October near Rironi at around 19:00 hrs. A white (or cream) Toyota Fielder. Looked like he didn’t see the block until the last minute and hit it real hard. It was too late to brake or swerve to safety.

[Badrobot]

There is another incident where a lady invited me to her birthday on a random Saturday, it also happened that I was on duty so would not make it there early coz work hours ended at 5pm. After work, mimi huyo driving like mad, iko place walikua wameweka bump mpia which was unmarked, I hit the bump so hard taa zote za dashboard zikawaka, the vehicle did not get damaged but I was well shaken. Got to the place only to find the girl with another ninja then she wanted to pull the ‘’ I can explain’’ shit on me. Which was not a bad thing after all coz one of her friends that I had been eying did not have company… A couple of drinks and drove with her accross town to my man cave.