It`s Days Like This When i wish was back Mtaani...

Nyinyi mnalia El-nino…
Some of us are in -5 Degrees Temperatures and just getting around is a Bitch!!!

Its Colder Than a Penguins Ass and you get up and the Batteries and Diesel has frozen up Overnight so you cant start the Ride that is also your Livelihood and so you are Stuck and Loosing Money faster than a Hooker on her Periods!!!..

This has been my Weekend so Far and the Prospects Don`t Look Promising…
Its Only November So It Can Only Get Worse!!!..

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How did you know a penguin’s ass is cold? Enda utoe huyo nyanya kwa bath tub asianze kunywa maji iko Na soap kabla mdos arudi.

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nice question, over to you sir, ebu jibu

He must be fingering employer’s penguins this one.

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https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/07/Emperor_Penguin_Manchot_empereur.jpg

What is the Penguin Above Sitting On? (20 Marks)

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Get a Sense of Humor Already!!!..

@Ka-Buda rudi home uwache kulalamika

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Btw malaya akiwa periods what happens?

Mkia

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I believe you left voluntarily and was escorted all the way to JKIA by hordes of your relatives including your elderly grand mother.

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Wakiwa wame hire tu-ng’othi tule twa Kikuyu-Gikambura-Lusegetti route

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Ha ha, exactly.

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Kama Ningekuwa Low-Life Chokosh Ningekuambia uende ukaulize Sister Yako ama Mama Yako Lakini i Refuse to Scoop to your Level!..

@uwesmake ,nakuomba utoke kwa Comments kwa Threadz zangu Kabisa.
Umejiangusha as far as my Tolerance for Non-sense Goes and i just cant deal with your Ignorance without getting Personal and Ignorant just Like You…
Its Tiring!!!..

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Eish. Harsh. What is brasly?

Chokosh imeambiwa isiwai comment kwa threads za kabuda ever again. Napenda saaana

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Kama Siyo Sisi Mashujaa Tuliotoka Kenya Tukaenda,Nyinyi Wote Mngekuwa Msoto Saa Hii!

The Kenyan Economy is At This Very Moment Running on Money Sent From Diasporans… But all you thick Cunts will Never Hear That on NTV or Inooro TV so you choose to get caught up in the Politics of Alco-Blow,Wheelbarrows and Anne Wa-Juu…

Bure kabisa!

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Si muache kutuma. Kwani mnatumiaga gava?

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Faggot Uko menstruation period?

STOOP!

UKO KIBERA YA STOKE CITY . NCHI YA QUEEN NA HUJUI ENGLISH, UNAONGEANGA NAO KISAPERE AMA

Enyewe hii Kenya ina-survive on pesa inatumwa na machokosh wameenda majuu kupanguza haga za wazae na kuosha dishes. Respect the hustle. Hiyo kazi walai siezi fanya. These people are the bravest of our species. Stay there and keep propping up our economy.

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