Islamic Preacher Joke

@messiahette :

Hehehehehe …
(…with a light touch …)

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Islamic Fundamentalist Preacher , Imam Zakir Naik , got into a taxi in London and loudly said to the Taxi Driver:-
… “Brother, please turn off the Car radio…
Because as commanded by the Holy Quran , I am not allowed to listen to music…
Because in the time of the Prophet(PUBH) there was no music, especially Western music, which is the music of the infidels…”…

The Taxi Driver politely turned off the radio, stopped the taxi, and opened the Car door.
Imam Zakir asked him:-
…“…Brother, what are you doing…??”…

The taxi driver politely answered:-
… “…In the time of the Prophet(PBUH) , there were no taxis…
There were no bombs , there were no thefts , there were no loudspeakers in mosques to wake up children, the elderly, or the sick …
There were no suicide bombings , there were no AK-47s …
There was only Peace everywhere …”

..“…So shut up , get out of my Car , and wait for your Camel…!!”
:rofl: :joy: :hotsprings:

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