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Drama unfolded in Isinya after a Luhya boda rider decided to extend his “generosity” to the wife of a Maasai man. The Maasai didn’t take that kindly. Later, the boda guy showed up at the stage, chest-thumping like a gorilla, bragging that he had shifted the diameter and the beacon of another man’s land! !
That statement alone sparked chaos — Luhyas versus Maasais— not over cows or land, but over bedroom boundaries!!
As always, the ladies added fuel to the fire: One said, “A Maasai man aims at one place, focused like he’s throwing a spear at one cow!” Another jumped in, “But a Luhya man? Eeh, that one moves like a cooking stick in thick ugali — round and round, side to side, scraping every corner until the pot shines!” !
Someone from the crowd summed it up perfectly:
“This fight isn’t tribal — it’s not a tribal fight, It’s about who ploughs better!” !
Now, we all know a Luhya man only has two scandals — food and someone’s wife
o my people, let’s just maintain peace responsibly, and remember — If you have to shift someone’s beacon, condomize!