Isaac Ruto's last futile push

Am in classified location in Chepalungu Const. (Ruto’s former Const) doing the logistics. Report from a Ruto insider says he & others are distributing 2kg Unga & 500/- overnight to would-be voters. This last effort is a signal that elastoplast will fall off.

:D:D:D
This sounds like a good hekaya, but assuming that it is not, guess desperate times call for desperate measures.

Kalejinga

Isaac ruto tena,kabogo tena

:eek::eek::eek:
Hapana bro, Wacha hiyo bwana.

Hapana… Laboso and Kabogo.

Naaaaaaaaa

Labosso tano fresh

Kiwole

Dozens of Ruto’s mandarins wameingizwa Black Maria overnight for voter bribery.

Pwagu wacha utoto ya kutusi wazee hapa no wonder you are the worst dimwit to tread this earth!

Woi, pride comes before fall, he thought he could divide the Kalenjin into subtribes?

Those words sounds vizuri kiwole and mokiwole.