Irreducible Minimums That A Host Must Meet Before Hosting Friends/Relatives

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  1. Have a net worth of at least $5mil
  2. Live in an 8-bedroom mansion with 8.5 bathrooms.
  3. Drive a 2020 Lexus LX, when the MLS is packed.
  4. Be able to afford a personal doctor, specifically a psychiatrist.
  5. Be very specific about the period of time you can host the friend/relative. Sign an agreement in the presence of an Attorney General.
  6. Understand that hosting a friend in 2022 while they are seeking a job is absolutely haram.
  7. Have a gun on standby t shoot yourself in the foot if you disregard the above rules.

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:D:D:D OP you are starting to sound like someone I wish not to mention. Sahi anabugia kale kakitu ka kbl

In this village the 2020 Lexus is referred to as a Jalopy uliza @Kodiaga unless you are new here.

I assume you are talking about ktalk dollars and not the US dollars…

We are mbirrionnairs. The 5 million ktalk dollars ni kidogo sana. Some elders are worth 100 million ktalk dollars and above…

We don’t host friends while they are looking for a job…we create employment. They work for us as we enjoy the soft life.

Otherwise tafuta helmet. Elders wanafika Sahi tu.

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jamaa wa pilsner atakuambia kama hauna $10m hufai kupumua

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:D:Danangojea boys wa kdf afanye ile kitu

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:D:D

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Could you be the Pilsener boy by any chance?