Introduction

Niaje Mabirrionaires?

Am planning on doing the first courtesy visit to my person. She’s a mungikiress. Niko na Ka paper nasave hopefully by Aug/Sep nijitambulishe officially before ruracio wanikamue.

Nataka pro tips za Do’s and Donts kindly

PS: It’s my first time.

Do’s: Always have a magnet before you eat …pass the magnet ontop of your food before you eat.

:D:D:D:D

Do’s: Jipake mafuta mzuri ukaragwe bila huruma

Dont’s: Kunguru hafugiki

Pombe ya wazee iko wapi kwanza

Weka ball kwanza, utalipa plus fine. It is meaningless, waste of time and a boring affair kutembelea wazee where there is no spice in the relationship.

:D:D:D wewe ni ghaseer sana elder…:smiley:

Dunga yeye ball…wazazi wajue kwako sio wewe ujipeleke…na wakisumbua siku ya roracio ambia hao wabaki na mtoto wao…

sijawaitumia hio idea but a decade later niko tu sawa so your hypothesis does not hold water

Your net worth is not yet above 5 bob (bei ya steel wire)

Ikipita 5bob you are gone

Between now and Sep utakua unafanya nini? Just go. Hiyo kupanga mingi inaharibu budget. Kama sio ile ya final (gútema kíande) the rest give a months notice at most.

Unatembelea watu ya nini? Hujampea ball na unajipea kiherehere ya kufika kwao.

Simps everywhere.

Mimi I won’t pay any dowry

Don’t:Dont cheat on her. “once a killer always a killer”

Have you acquired enough wealth (Ksh.2.2M) to warrant a woman wasting her money to buy steel wool?