This guy, these gey… Enyewe Kenyans tujipe raha wenyewe coz since Tumbilee appeared on the scene…Now you see why women love gey men. It’s like having a BFF with a man’s voice and face.
I thought you don’t like downlow men.
This one is not lowdown, I’m saying that gey men are like women it’s only that they look like men. This is exactly how we behave with my BFF, messing around like this. We have this thing of talking on phone with a Luo accent so one time she called me and I was next to a Luo guy I work with who actually talks like that for real so I am replying without a Luo accent and she’s like but darling what is… Today you are not talking, what is, Sud I send you my chooooper, so of course I couldn’t tell her why, so I just started coughing and told her I will call her back. You know men don’t have those kinds of jokes. Even if it’s your bf you can’t really muck around like that. Men’s idea of fun is football and women. Women are more fun. I have a Somali friend, mom of 4 when we meet you’d think we’re children coz the way we imitate people is hilarious. So I don’t endorse homosexuality but it’s funny seeing something that reminds you of the goofyness you share with your female friends.
Introduce us to your lesbian girlfriend