International Thieves Inc

BREAKING NEWS
A Kenyan man working in a South African Meat Processing factory has been arrested trying to sneak away with huge chunks of meat. Alex Njuguna had stashed meat in his trousers, shirt, cap and underwear. The executive Johannesburg Metro Police head Chris Ngcobo said that security guards noticed Njuguna’s abnormal walking patterns and suspected he was either suffering from a strange illness. Police approached Njuguna to offer help but he flatly refused, he then tried to take off but one chunk of meat fell down from his pockets, police wrestled Njuguna down only to find his body covered with huge chunks of beef. The police chief said “Kenyans have been a hell on earth in South Africa, they steal everything”, apart from being normal thieves they accompany their thieving antics with humor, he added, there was even one who had stashed money in her private parts sometimes back when I was a junior officer. The police Chief said they would liaise with immigration department to know whether Njuguna was in SA legally, then possibly deport him after serving a jail sentence.
Pics: Johannesburg police arrest Alex Njuguna who had stashed huge chunks of meat in his buttocks.

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Njuguna manni! Ngombe mzima? Quote source tafasary.

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Hiyo nyama yote jameni:)

This story has gone full circle and now some blog has adopted it and sneaked in a name from a certain region, welcome to the internets

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:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
They always come from certain part of Kenya, duh!

The spotlight is always on them:D:D

Looks like he wanted to open a butchery…Thats the opening stock.

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Wa,i think huyo msee ana beef na hio kampuni

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@Wakanyama atuambie kama hivi ndivyo alianza.

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and now they are saying its a man…na ukweli ni it was 2 women SMH
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Fake news from one of these useless blogs. Those women don’t even look Kenyan.

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kama bado dame yako hukuitisha fare ukimwita date brathe jitoe,uyo sio bae ni konda!!
by the way bado madame huitisha fare???..

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They do.

Uliza @Nefertities , @Unicorn , @et al.

there is a breed that does or they call you out of the pub to go pay the taxi guy

Huyo namlenga. Hizo charges za taxi, umleweshe then fisi ingine ikuslice? :frowning:

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Wakanyama

Kare kaimport kangu from Naks hua nakatumia

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hatemongers Inc.

Yes we hate thieves. Especially when they are Kenyans and most of all entitled ones.