innocent mistake

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back in the village l used to hang around with granpa…most of the time…ata wakikunywa muratina l was there happy nikicheka cheka kama fala. :smiley:
now l used to call all my granpa friends Guka…coz to me there all looked old…and Guka was a respectable name…

sasa there was this former chief used to visit granpa…and they would drink pamoja but after the guy went used to hear Granpa say…Ona tuma haha na Wamasuka (we were here with wamasuka)
sasa mimi got the impression his name is WAMASUKA :smiley:

fast forward the former chief came na mimi niko pale pale nimekalia makei kando ya granpa…uyo msee akaniuliza na juu kila mtu unamuitanga Guka …unajuwa mimi naitwa baba nani?
mimi nikasema eeeeh najuwa :slight_smile:

akaniuliza sema naitwa nani…

mimi na kiherehere yangu si unaitwa WAMASUKA :smiley:

there was an akward silent for about a min ivi …

heard my granpa asked in a hush tone…Weeeh nani alikufunza ivo? na akanifukuza apo kwa wazee…nikaenda confused bila kujuwa nimefanya nini…:frowning:

kumbe came to learn later that jina WAMASUKA is a nick name he was given when he was the Chief …that in order for a woman to be given assistant by him he used to dry fry her…alikuwa anakamua all ladies as payment …hence the name Wamasuka…(ladies used kujifunga shuka)
:smiley: aki pole Wamasuka sikujuwa innocent mistake :smiley:

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:D:D:D:D:D

Pole ya nini, these are the old men who institutionalized corruption, he deserved a more equitable punishment like castration for sleeping with other people’s wives.

Life has a funny way of paying back…

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Jinga.

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lakini uyu wamasuka pia hana huruma…mwanamke ankuja na shida na wewe unatakaa commer tu…na izo enzi condom were unheard of

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Sasa wewe unaita watu wajinga na akili yako imejaa sperms za @Wakanyama.

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Acha ii ufala ama nikuite matapiko ya lizard.

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That’s how you used to find Kamau and Njoroge were siblings but looked like one was sired by a pokot and the other by a bajuni.

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Mbona hasira… kwani mamako alipokuzaa akaona venye unatisha alipeleka shida zake kwa WAMASUKA ndio ukapata brother?

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Or a bull… how are the little calves?

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Wow!!! Enyewe you are miserable anyway knock yourself out.

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Now you are running away? I was just starting to have fun. I overestimated you.

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I heard read “WAMASAKU”, am sure most did. Funny story though

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@Algernon and @Randy why dont you two get a room namkamuane seems like you two like each other…Room 254

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Am not running away unfortunately you did not get the humor in my comment so there is no reason I should indulge you.I could be a killer but I find no joy in being a killer tafakari hayo.

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You know, Little Randy, if you do not have convictions in your actions you will not get far in life.

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Morio tulia he was derailing your thread and i asked him to stop but he didn’t get the joke.

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:eek: Umeshinda!!!

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It is not a competition, kiddo. Ukijibu unaendelea kuderail thread.

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:D:D:D