Injured Lanye

[Sakmadic]

@Dayv

So one time last year nimeamkia Saturday bila moods za kuingia job. And I was in a form of dryspell that I couldn’t really put a finger on(pun intended). So I decided to visit one smelly dingy joint in Nakuru called Three ways… Just for a stoney baridi and some eye cleansing.
I was busy minding my business, ignoring penchant looks from ladies of the night. By the way, in Nakuru they have never been of the night. They operate 24/7. One lanye, came and sat right opposite me and asked me to buy her a soda. Nothing peculiar, right?
Wrong… This particular one had injuries. It’s like she had a motorcycle accident the previous night, or the obvious cat fights. I didn’t care to ask. I was adamant. I told her I don’t have money to buy her anything… “Ata soda ya 50 sweetheart?”
The animal in me kicked in. I saw an injured gazelle and I decided to pounce on it. “I don’t give free gifts… You will have to earn it.” I retorted… She said ok," mia mbili basi."
I knew she was hungry and wouldn’t refuse any amount I offered. “150, ama nimalize soda niende zangu… Ata sikuwa nataka kukulana leo.” Not to my surprise akasimama na kuniambia nimfuate… And I liked what I saw from behind.
Wadau, that is the most extreme I have ever gone in my lanye eating escapades. I had blushed off better looking ones, petite ones and gone for one, though she was obviously young, she had a big derriere. And she had so many stories to give as I munched. All the time between, cries of " woi, pole pole hapo nimeumia." I am not proud.

Bila thermal images, you know where to shove this post bro!

[Jimit]

@Dayv

woi, pole pole hapo nimeumia.

The things that they go through… so sad

[Shuma_mre_dani]

Cheza na kifo, hao maliar wa three ways ni moto… The numerous stories of wanaume kuamka kwa stairs za lodgings uchi na kuporwa uanzia hapo three ways

[Hydra]

@digi

Na Muranga pia

Murang’a hakunanga lanyes wewe…

[Hydra]

@thesavage

Three ways kumbe ndio jina ya hiyo pub. I had to google location ndio nimejua ni wapi. Kuna siku nilienda hiyo club nikapata live band ya Nyadundo, kali sana. Malaya wote wa Nakuru wanaishi hapo. I thought I knew Nakuru leo nimejua sijui. Lakini you are an animal.

Kuna place niliona guest house inaitwa CARE, hapo ile stretch ya kutoka Gilanis direct. I lalad hapo siku moja kama niko broke sana but had a job to do in Naks. Hapo ndipo capital I think. Na watu hulala hiyo guest hse wote ni mafisi tu, the walks along the stairs wakipandisha na kushukisha mapoko haziishangi, hadi asubuhi.

[Dayv]

@Hydra

Kuna place niliona guest house inaitwa CARE, hapo ile stretch ya kutoka Gilanis direct. I lalad hapo siku moja kama niko broke sana but had a job to do in Naks. Hapo ndipo capital I think. Na watu hulala hiyo guest hse wote ni mafisi tu, the walks along the stairs wakipandisha na kushukisha mapoko haziishangi, hadi asubuhi.

Enyewe ulikuwa umesota bro… Huko ata saa hii siezi lala… And I am not rich…

[Dayv]

@Hydra

Murang’a hakunanga lanyes wewe…

That’s true… Ukitaka Lanye Murang’a labda wale wamama walevi…

[Hydra]

@Dayv

Enyewe ulikuwa umesota bro… Huko ata saa hii siezi lala… And I am not rich…

Nilikuwa nimebeat mbaya…but I had to close that urgent biz, and you cant tell client ati hauna pesa ya kulala hoteli so you arent going for the meeting. Blue balls zilinipata nikiwa huko…wacha tu!!