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The above picture describes one of them… Others include :-
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When he visits your homestead u should treat and feed him like a VIP. Even if he comes unannounced at let’s say 6pm and u had planned to have ugali and sukuma for dinner u will be forced to change yr minds and slaughter the only chicken in the homestead.
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If your wife/spouse belongs to the choir group just know pastor also chews her but hakuna shida. Bibi kuwa kwa choir pia ni privilege ingine ya maana sana na kuheshimiwa in the village.
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If u have domestic problems with your wife and bahati mbaya pastor is summoned to iron out your domes. It’s done and dusted for u my fren. Utakuwa unakuliwa bibi anytime anywhere. Wife comes home late wewe na hasira zako ati umetoka wapi… She says kwa pastor… U jijazia and keep calm.
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During harvesting, every household has to bring some food from the farm for the pastor.
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Pastor akiitisha harambee like for maybe buying him a motorcycle mtachanga even it means selling your only cow that provides milk for u.