As a teacher, I loud Chebukati of IEBC for giving me points to motivate my students bana. I can’t wait to be on duty next week and narrate to them how important it is to pursue academics to the very end.
I will unflinchingly quote all those mofos who have been turned down by IEBC for lack of papers. I won’t shy from telling my students how I am better placed for a stab at the presidency with my kaBEd degree than them.
Kwanza nikifika kwa Jimi Wanjigi lazima nitumie, “a child of privilege, a business magnet and a big political influence who schooled at the most prestigious St. Mary’s School.”
I will finish my assembly speech, break the protoko and invite the Principal ndio Deputy asidilute speech yangu.
Oh, and my quote of the week will be;
"Education, then, beyond all other devices of human origin, is the great equalizer of the conditions of men, the balance wheel of the social machinery.” — Horace Mann, 1848.