Imagine this.....

Imagine this…

The year is 2001 and you are a young lady (17yrs) in high school, form three, prefect. Hizo ndo wakati nyege ziko pale juu. Sasa wewe na ujuaji wako umeenda lab ya chem, you pick one Test Tube, ile iko shaped vizuri. Unaosha na methylated spirit ili germs zitoke. Sema kuificha kwa bag……

Baas, bell ya lunchtime inapigwa, wewe huyoo hadi dormitory. Saa hizo unajifanya umeendea kitabu ya afte. Then in the dorm, you make sure hakuna mtu, unajifungia ndani. Unatoa test tube pole pole, unateremsha suruali, unajilaza kwa 3 inch mattress, juu ya ngege……you insert that glass apparatus kwa coomer. You start pressing it slowly in your tight thing, utamu inazidi, then you push it in, you push it out, unaget wet and you just imagine how the Test Tube is real terrible. Kidogo kidogo, pleasure inazidi halafu unaongeza frequency. Ghafla bin vuu, hiyo apparatus inapasuka ndaaaaaani. Ohh shiet, hapo ndio unasikianga celebration cut short….kama zile bao hufungwa na opponent 93rd minute when your team is leading. Your pleasure turns to pain, glass particles inside coomer.

What next, itabidi upige nduru na your legs to stay at 160 degrees. People near the dorm wanasikia your sound, they come running to offer help. By then ile pain uko nayo……

They manage to get in and call an ambulance, unabebwa miguu ingine ikiwa north and the other one south……all eyes on you, unapelekwa hosi. Just imagine, just imagine.

Ahhh, Caro akinipigia hii story, machozi hunilengalenga, na akisema ati alibebwa uchi miguu ikiwa 160 degrees machozi hunidondoka.

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is this a true story

Pole sana, lakini nime cheka yangu yote…

I schooled in a mixed school, kuna dem flani akiwa form 4 I was in form 1 was said to be using a boiling tube for pleasure. She was a lab prefect so that must have worked to her advantage.

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Dry spell and climate change must be contained using all means available…consequences be damned.
Maswali yatajibiwa baadaye!

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Yes bro, just imagine

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I really doubt it. A glass test tube is too strong to break even with bare hands

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Bado hujawai pata mtu anakamua josto kama kumiria mara, yani after mechi josto iko in pains., sasa imagine hio pressure kwa test tube…

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Just imagine
My little knowledge in physics tells me weak points may have been there before the test in the deep base. Also, it looks like the tube was from a Mchina.
Hata sauti huvunja glasi.

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Typical Nigerian movie script.

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sijawahicheka hivi ,just imagine.

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Test tube na boiling tube huwa different

https://scontent-mxp1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/cp0/e15/q65/s180x540/17799464_1148407638619086_3175718575114626041_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoiYiJ9&oh=9c74a6f04e20dff8f03b464fdda768ca&oe=5997A430

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[SPOILER][/SPOILER] if this can break, so can a test tube…

Pink handles kujeni kidogo

Nimekuja.

The real ones with a dripping pink puthy not dick holders pretending to be pink.

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:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Shinda hapo na supposition yako.

So in short, she got involuntarily FGMed … lol