Imagine going to the gym and a big booty chick asks you to help her do squats

When helping her to squat her booty will come into contact with your di¢k[ATTACH=full]21621[/ATTACH] [ATTACH=full]21621[/ATTACH]

until she farts…

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that’s a thoroughbred.teke kama farasi:D:D

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kuDFHKMBLBH dame akimaliza kusquat atashindwa kukimbia

first of all stop imagining. Make it happen. Go to the gym not to flirt but to workout.Then if a lady with big bossoms/bottoms asks you to help…only then will you post a hekaya about how your penile organ came into contact with her big behind…and untill then use arimis

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Your avator betrays you.

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enda gym kupunguza kitambi. braare fwuckin

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AMKAAAAAAA SCHUPID

Upus

Toa picha za Sidika hapa.

It all ends there at the imagining stage.

Utamaliza finger prints kwa imaginations…Security at the airport will be like “Please step aside for further checks, that thumb does not belong to you”

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i start walking around the gym like i have a doorknob in my shorts
if you know what i mean

but women are sly. wanajuanga ile game wanakuchezea. like this one at the start of this video looking for a jeans that fit her waist as well as her bum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5Y7xDb2Brw

doorknob ha! or door handle?

Mimi mtu akiniomba support ya squat humpoint kwa trainers… hii kitu huudhi sana juu apart from the bench the squat is one of the most abused exercise kwa gym. Mtu anajaza plates kwa bars halafu anakuitisha support na ukimpa saa hio ata hafikishi paraa… Kazi ni kukunja magoti kidoooogo alafu anarudi. Then mtu anakupigia kelele ni kama wewe ni mfanayakazi wake…

NIPATIE LIGHT! UNANIINULIA CHUMA KWANI UNANILIPIA GYM! FINYA!

EEEEEIII! APANA! APANA… INUA… UUUI! INUUA!

Madem nao kazi yao ni kuinua plate za 5 kg na kuguna ni kama wako constipated wakifikiria ni sexy. Nikienda gym hua sijenda kukatia madem na nikitaka dem mimi humuongelesha inje ya gym tukiwa ndani ni salamu alafu kila mtu ainue zake… hii imenipotezea chance na madem wengi sana lakini nimegain muscles utamu… WIN!

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What I was trying to illustrate using vera’s picture is that the gym is the best place to find dry fry material who are willing to be DFHKMBLBH

Problems of this world!

Huyu Vera inaonekana she doesn’t do lunges…those thighs and mazgwembe need work

Those guys wa 3-5 reps with support…smh Upuus sana. I hate seeing that. Alafu wanawork out all muscles in a single day :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D then anatoka apo after 3 hrs akidai “nataka kuwa kama wewe. ilikutake how long?”

Gym ni serious business. Madem kando. 8-10 reps ya 80% of the one-rep max.

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