Imagine being born in the year 2000

And looking up to this nugu as one of your idols. Lmao
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:D:D:Dnext generation itakuwa nothing but homosexuals

Gay shit

Akiina @Mzee mzima aka Mzee Mijinga na @tall mnyama everywhere ndo mafans wakubwa wa huyu fagget. Explains why Mzee Mjinga was molested by the cyber guy @captain obvious

Sasa wewe kijana mdogo unaishi kwa kibanda na mia kwa mpesa unasema nini?

Wewe unajua naweza kukulipia rent ya mwaka mzima na sitasumbua?? Unajua ya kwamba nilihama kwa mamangu nikiwa 17 na wewe uko 25 bado unacling kwa kiuno na matiti ya mamako??

EdIT: Forgot you stayed at your mum’s place so no need to pay rent.

This generation is much worser

Utanilipia rent na mia kwa mpesa? Jim tusisumbuane boss. Tafuta your fellow peasant @digi mkamalizie jaba ya jana.

Kijana jaribu utafte comeback yenye iko real kuliko kuhang on 100 bob kwa mpesa. Rent bado ntakulipia

I never imagined a time would come when gender identity would be a highly charged topic. In the US, the number of teens who identify as LGBTPQ has doubled within the last 10 years. All because a tiny minority of wackos have been allowed to have an outsized influence on society. The kids are so confused about gender and it’s making them suicidal. Biden’s nominee for secretary of health is a transgender who believes children under 18 should be legally capable of consenting for sex change. She/he believes that puberty blockers decrease the rate of suicide in young people! This is the nonsense they will start importing all over the world.
Another thing I’ve noticed at work is more people are signing off memos and letters with the pronouns they identify with… For example,

Ann Smith (Pronouns: she/her/hers)
John Roberts (Pronouns: he/him/his)
Will these mode of writing become standardized or is it a fad?

mtu akikosa shida huwa anajitafutia
hapa kenya tuko maslow level 1 hatunanga shuguli na hio shiet

sister ya hii gasia was “dating” jibaba ya 20 years akiwa 13
mama na baba wako kwa open relationship

Waache wakue sissies, young alpha male kama mimi napata my pool of women ime increase.

Would probably beat that níggà to pulp if he was something sired by me

Apana sahau wale simps who feel the need to acknowledge the original inhabitants of the land they reside on. Lmaooo

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That’s good parenting

Hizi shida zilianza venye liberal walisema tuweke kiboko chini ati ni human right. Mimi kama mzazi hot slap lazima zikuwe zinatembea kukumbusha mtoto he has a brain. Which is supposed to function.
Kijana akifika adolescent he should be introduced Kwa coomer. The earlier the better it will be a win against hizi lgbtchieth ghasias. Infact nitakuwa na daraa mamake bila kujificha Kwa bedroom. Makiss motomoto Kwa kiti.

Wewe huwa mwenda zimu

:D:D:D mathare refused me. Lakini as a true Pan-African we should advocate for polygamous. Hapa we will leave the liberals with pie on their face.

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Mbwa koko wao