Last week Wednesday was my birthday. Kuna singo maza next door neighbor who last month when I was very new kwa ploti brought me her birthday cake to my door.
So I decided to reciprocate but juu sikununua cake, I offered her a shot of whiskey. Nlimpea na glass akaenda akakunywa na akarudi after around an hour kuniletea glass.
Akadai haijamtosha so I told her acha nimwongezee. But she said ako na beshtake mwenye alikua mali safi zaidi and I had seen her before and put her on my radar. They asked if they can just come in tukunywe hio mzinga. I obliged. Both are anywhere between 21-25 yrs old.
Kidogo mzinga ikaisha nikaendea ingine. Both were extremely drunk. So sijui the captain save a hoe who pays her rent alitokeaje hio siku.
He called her phone nikaona ametoka nje. Kidogo she came called her friend out. I came to learn later that the guy had come earlier and surveyed then he went for the other girl’s boyfriend.
Vile walienda nje wote nikaskia war. Kumbe the young lady mwenye neighbor alileta alikua anakulwa mangumi na jamaa wake. I had to step in and tell the dude nothing sinister had transpired and the three of us were just drinking.
The dude cooled down and I escorted him out of the gate. Nikarudi na dem akanishow that he’s a married man. Inside me nlijiambia hii ata she’s paying for her sins since she’s involved with another woman’s man.
As we were talking tukaskia nduru kwa neighbor. Her man had also decided to give her blows for coming to my place. Hapo sikuingilia juu walikua kwa nyumba na ningeingia ningejiletea shida bure.
Though I was tempted to step in after the man almost strangled the woman’s babygirl (the child isn’t his). But mliogopa I might even get stabbed since I was the biggest enemu at this point.
Later sijui huyo mwanamke alimshinda nguvu and locked him inside na akahepa na mtoi na beshtake. She went to the police station as I came to learn later.
But luckily it seems the guy had a spare key akajifungulia. I talked to him and told him I didn’t have any I’ll intentions and also explained how his mistress ended up in my house with the friend.
And to be honest there’s no way I could have smashed the neighbor. Sijaitamani hata kama she sometimes wears nice booty shorts while doing laundry. It’s her friends that I have had a thought of smashing and this particular one that she brought was on my list.
Tulielewana but before tumalize kuongea a land cruiser pulled up kwa gate. Every man would know the roar of a land cruiser especially at 11:45PM when it’s so silent. I don’t know how the guy scaled a very high wall in less than 30 seconds akahepa.
The woman had come with a total of 8 policemen bana with guns nikama wanaenda maandamano. Hapo pia nlkua nimeruka kejani switched off everything and I peeped through the window.
I think they figured out that he had a spare key and they left like 10 minutes later. Kesho yake the lady came with movers akapack vitu. I don’t know if she went with everything or what happened.
So yesterday the landlord called me for the first time ever saying that I’m making him lose his trusted clients who were here before me. I hanged up on him when I realized he didn’t want to hear my side of the story.
Now since the guy called the landlord akasema nimeharibu boma yake I’m thinking he didn’t buy the story I had given him that night. With the wife running away I’m so afraid bana. Ikifika kitu 7pm I walk with my head over my shoulders.
Ama nihame wadau? I’m afraid of retards who marry singo mums. They have no options and this guy has onenitis which cause me to be found floating in Kware.
