I'm in a new relationship

With a girl 8 years younger than me. She’s a first year in college.

She’s fine, and she’s got no drama.

My only complaint is her passiveness. I’ll move in to kiss her and she’ll just sit there, with a shy smile plastered on her face. She won’t also move in to passionately kiss me. Yaani I have to do all the work. Or I’ll pull down her pants while she just lays there, blushing.

One of the upsides is that I feel no need to drink when I’m with her. We could spend the entire day in bed, cuddling.

The only thing missing is the passion. And the lack of jealousy on her part. She has no qualms with me going out with other girls. Also, she sometimes hangs out with a lot of guys her own age, but I think that is expected, given that she’s in school.

So that’s how it is, guys. I might just decide to settle down and start a family with a chic 8 years younger. The last few months I’ve been having a lot of drama. Maybe settling down with a quiet soft chic might be the solution.

Hakupendi huyo. Galdem Ako in love hua Ako na nyege ajabu, you would know, you’re 8 years older than her. You’re the one in love. On the bright side though, It’s your time to use her wet crack, ofcourse in exchange of the pocket money that you give her, one day atakupiga character development hutaamini.

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We mzee, tafuta pesa wacha ujinga

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Why is 8 years younger supposed to be the highlight of the post? Shouldnt that be the typical age gap?

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Uyo mzalishe tu na aendele na masomo. Pia yeye siku moja atachanuka, after amemaliza shule

Utaondokewa out of the blue

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Have you ever fucked her?

I fear young girls because some of them are excessively naive. Sijui if you’ve met the youngins wenye ukipeleka bed hakajali kama utakaingia bila CD ama kupimwa.

She might be sleeping raw with HIV infested ninjas like @Moi_Mc akipewa tugifts, pesa na outing so kaa rada msee.

Mimi heri milaya ikifika ni ndoa ata kama atakuwa akilimwa huko nje anajua ako na familia so anajichunga. Recent study showed new HIV infection iko between 17 to 24.

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Elders mna wivu saidi

Jua tu unasalimiana na hao ma boyz. Enjoy while it lasts

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Tauren so tuseme wewe ni @SuraNgumu na macho chongo? Kusema tuu ukweli huyo dem hakufeel

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8 years ni kidogo. My wi-fi is twenty years younger than me and we are quite a vibe. Though she is quite mature for her age

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She is with you. She can’t possibly have a brain let alone maturity.

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Relax and don’t overthink. enjoy the moment, appreciate the positive aspects, otherwise you will never find anyone close to your dream. Also take a deep breath,it helps

Chif mbutaaa ulikataa na pikcha ya kassin wa botik.

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Nimefanya vitu mingi sana na yeye. Hata saa hii I left my house to go to the shops for something, and I met her mother, who happens to be quite strict. I wondered if she knew her innocent-looking pretty daughter was naked in my bed.

Anyway I’m just from escorting her out, and I guess now the neighbors know. Soon word will reach her mother that her daughter is having an affair with the drunkard next door (coz I’ve got quite the reputation).

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Ingia plantation kisha tuletee hekaya

And these under 21s also wako na libido ya ajabu. Their desire for tree is way too high

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You are shitting where you sleep

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