I'm Drunk and It's 11:45

Nimekuja job Kilifi, na juu mwenye nafanyia job hayuko, nimeenda gauge.

Which lister… sorry, talker… is in Kilifi?

Fuck, man.
I miss Wanderi. I’ll raise my next Tusker to him.

wacha kutusumbua , tafuta homowebdev akukeep kampanii

Wacha nifikirie ni Talker mgani ako Kilifi nitakushow hivi sasa

chief umefungua posho mill ?

Yes Omwami, wewe hutoka which Constituency in the County? 2017 nataka kiti ya Kanduyi.

salimia wa-kilifi…lakini kunyua pombe saa tano ni U…si ungekodisha tuktuk upige maround ya kujionea maendeleo sehemu hizo…unaweza toka na wazo la kujisaidia maishani…

BABA mimi ni mtu ya chwele but pia nasimama kimilili 2017

Sirisia na Kimilili 2017 ni moto ya kuotea mbali. Kamua momo na hiyo pesa.

chief , Wetangula ni uncle yangu hio kiti nachukua .

Western ina viti kadhaa zenye ziko up for grabs, starting with Lurambi, Luanda, Emuhaya, Nambacha(or navakholo)…all serious candidates wanataka kua governors

Umelewa saa tano, na ikifika saa tano ya usiku je?

PURR NIAJE

Uwes, poa, weekend ulikua wapi? sija kusikia ktalk in the last two days?

…drinking is overated in this country

kunywa pole pole

Nilisomea Kimilili Poys’ High School

Hii kiti tupatie speaker makali omwami.

Fuck it, guys, I’m higher than a mofo.

I’m going to swim. I just tipped this wqaiter. Bish ass mofo with a big behind.

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