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Kuna slay queen nilikuwa nafisia, msawa sana. Tukapatana day ya first tukapanga date. Siku ya date dame alikam na madame wengine wawili nikaona ni ujinga. When they arrived na kuketi nikasimama nikamshow “wacha ujinga. Enda ugoogle date ni ya watu wangapi” na nikaishia juu spendangi ujinga. Na nikaenda kukamua dame yangu kama nimecatch sana. Nilimkamua 3 weeks later but ni long story. Alinicontact 5 days later after I had written her off.

Pengeni alikuwa anataka Foursome, you walking out, made u miss the story of your life.
This post would’ve been, how i ferked 3 chicks in at ago.

Yeah right. And a sex tape while at it. Inakaa wewe hulijui jiji

The plan was operation #toanisha fala but the tide was overturned.

Very gay avatar

girls get confused when you show no interest in them. kuna mmoja I met one day we talked exchanged numbers. kesho yake she called me asking for a loan of 4k. I told her she is mad I am not an ATM na nikampatia maneno makali.
she called me a week later bado nikajifanya nimejam sitaki story yake. akaanza kunitumia quotes. after three weeks nikaona now she is ready to be fried I called her asked how she was and asked her out. akakuja and i fried her that night

sounds like a story mtura ndom told us some times back…

Moral of the story
Akileta upuss dont pamper ignore then hump

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Mimi kuna mwenye nishawai call out on a first date akasema she can’t leave her friends. True akakuja with two friends na nkawashika drinks wote. Shida ni ati alikua dame average na anakuja na marafiki wameiva kumshinda. Nika anza kuhit on her friends after zimeanza kushika. Funny thing wote walikua wana come through aka anza kucatch. Ule mrembo kwa wote alinikufia mbaya hadi time ya kwenda tulibaki nyuma kupeana mate. Baadaye tukichat alikuwa zile za ati it hurt her when I hit on her friends akiwa hapo. nkamshow pole zile nacheka ndani ndani. Then after hapo nka anza kuchorea story zake while focusing on her friend, urafiki ikawa affected naskia

Fisi hawezi pewa nyama achunge.

Hii ni kucheza kama Barcelona. Unakubali wacheze pressing football na we unacheza counter attacking football.

ngombe wacha story mob , ulikula ama haukula kuma ya wote wawili

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If a mbich brings her friends to a date, she sees you as ‘free food’ and a completely non sexual entity. :D:D