Ile hekaya ishawai kukuchekesha mpaka ukaamua hii kijiji ina wazimu...

I must admit that ktalk is among my favorite tabs that i hit more than 10 times in a day. Sometimes the village is slow where you get several threads in a space of 24hrs other times its bubbling with content and creativity like today with threads having more than 10 comments like today. From politics to science, technology to storytelling we have it here. But nothing works me up like a hekaya. Haki walahi nikiona thread title iko na jina hekaya siwes kosa kufungua. My all time favorites are

  1. Kush yule mnono burns down the buloti
  2. Talkers recount the days tumbo zikiwaharibikia wakitravel mharo everywhere
  3. A talker goes for a job interview analipishwa 100 shillings kisha wanapewa bag full of vijikos sahani for hawking huko kawangare na kadhalika

Forgive me for lack of links but everytime i remember these hekayas i burst out laughing talkers hebu share zenyu…

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hekaya za kush huwa on point

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umeacha wapi ile ya sinaita

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Ya magiri the duchess of jikaze

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@blueline mkarara…:smiley:

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Pepeta ya @kingolonde

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yangu ni ile @imei2012 alikuwa anapika kwa nyumba yake akatuwekea picha ya ile kitchencumbathroom ya KDF

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Hio ya @kush yule mnono akichoma mbuloti always kills me

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ile ya waweru;
www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?threads/the-day-my-spirit-died-dealing-with-male-sexual-violation.4896/

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hii ilinichekesha hadi nika bookmark…

http://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?threads/the-day-i-burnt-down-the-buloti.11715/

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Standing ovation pia kwa hekaya za Omtata…

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Hiyo ya jamaa akiuza spoons after interview iko wapi? :D:D:D

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[ol]
[li]Kush[/li][li]Sunny mango though he’s no longer active these days[/li][li]Kuna jamaa alichotwa na boda boda[/li][/ol]

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Nice hekaya it was…laughing uncontrollably

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Kuna hekaya iliwekwa hapa ati US tried to overthrow the Turkish government. That was some malarkey.

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@gashwin kudinnya milf ako na ngotha incover sink yote. Hadi aliweka pic ya hiyo ngotha.
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Yule jamaa poko ilimwibia doo kuuliza poko poko ikadai kupiga mayowe na kuita watu wake. Jamaa akatulia akapatia poko shoti mzito hadi poko ikalala halafu ikachukua doo zake plus za poko na kuenda na nguo za poko akaacha poko akilala ndethe…
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@vuja de kuibiwa longi na simbaland shoes na poko wa pipu.
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I think I missed this one. Weka link

Just read it and it’s still extremely funny

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links would be useful… Wazee hukumbuka

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Ile jamaa walienda interview ya jeshi. Halafu wakaulizwa Nani anajua kumatch.mimi Hiyo hunimaliza nikikumbuka.

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Deorro kuwekwa parking na dem, later he saw the lady posting pics of how she had a great time with a muscled ripped guy while Deorro aliambiwa dem ni mgonjwa

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