If you had 50K to spend on three days of debauchery...

Sex & Relationships
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Three days that must include:

  • Bed and breakfast in a 3-star hotel outside the four cities. Something along the lines of Kajiado, Eldoret, Kakamega, Kisii, Kiambu, and those Ukambani counties. Anywhere with a decent nightlife outside the four cities.

  • 3 meals a day at that hotel for those three days.

  • A mzinga a day of something like a Jameson or equivalent in a high-end osha mecho joint around.

  • A good supply of potential rungu washers in the said joint for an Equal Opportunity Fisi who doesn’t discriminate against lanyes and the good they do in society.

  • No AirBnB. No reliance on online dating apps.

Where would you go? Which town? Which hotel? Include a hekaya of your experience if you can.

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U

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Patia mzazi 10%, Pastor Kanyari 5% , na Ngalfred 2% kwanza

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I’d go to samburu.

Hio place the night life is out of this world. Sherehe huanza 6pm.

Their ladies are super generous and very friendly na wamebeba proper.

You’ll also interract with expats wamekua jobs hizo areas who’ve been starved of a decent conversation.

Basically, you’ll be a breath of fresh air to the town.

P.s. the roads are excellent for a roadtrip. Especially once umetoka rumuruti. It’s pure bliss.

Budget:
Fuel: Assuming ni 1800cc. Jipange na full tank 7k.
Accomodation: with 2k you get an amazing bed n breakfast.
Restaurants are cheap. With 300 you get a good meal.
Mbuzi choma is the main delicacy.

25k is more than enough.

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Nanyuki maybe??

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I’d never have guessed. I know a grand total of one Samburu. I’ll check it out.

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Never been. I only know it for its affluence, not its nightlife. Great suggestion.

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50k = 333 shots of 150

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Na wale watu wa bunduki kwa barabara hawako…?

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Spending other peoples money in your brain…maliza keg ukalale…kabla muhindi ajue kwanini hukuja job asubuhi

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Na ubaki na change ya KDF mbili na coke kubwa :D:D:D

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Panda bus pale Modern Coast direct to Kigali (fare is about 10k, return trip). Hizo zingine ingia 3 star for the three days ukule mali safi, pombe affordable, security guaranteed, night life sambamba. Sherehe polite unarudi ukiwa refreshed.

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50k ni pombe tu imetosha kuimaliza kwa single night kwa club an tunyama choma an tushada ile nyarus

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50K ni pesa ndogo sana i say

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Hujawekea yeye estimated budget ya debauchery aka lanye sampling :cool:

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Samburu wapi? Maralal or Wamba?

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Enda malindi, Watamu ama Diani.

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Ghasiaa… Ile siku unaona nimetoka na close personal protection team yangu ya mboyz bukusu wa pale body sculpture gym inner ghetto Kawangware … jua tu 100k + inaogelea. Hio ndo ile siku nakojolea bonobos vile nataka.

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Boss,i know that feeling…u r depressed and want a change.
If u want i can be ur deree,take u out and have a time of ur life…ntakupeleka Namanga kisha Tz u will enjoy

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Wondering too na gari 1800cc atapitia wapi