If she asks for 2k give her

Yesterday I was at the blue ball peak so I went to pick up a sexy hoe who demanded ,2k.
I did not have enough negotiating time or I would have jizzed all over my not-counterfeit Calvin Klein boxers.

When we were in the room the conversation went like this

(Me masturbating)
Her: unafanya nini.
Me: for 2k you are not getting the easy one.

:D:D:D

laughing at your own joke?

Just like masturbating

:D:D:D:D

Labda ningekua na shamba kubwa congo kama Bantus didn’t migrate

Puberty. Smh.

2K for a shot?
Kwani hiyo nyap iko na WiFi?

How difficult is it to Katia a real woman?

You millennials need to learn how to Katia and treat women.
The best things in life really are Free.

He will probably treat her like a good woman and fall for her. Probably propose. Ooh s.hit that’s you.

Now we know; non-counterfeit CK underwear…shudda just comeout and said it.
The joke…what joke?

UMBWA Monkey from Kodera Forest

Its sad isnt it

I know, like air, good health etc

Hatuna time to waste… And I ain’t ready for the emotional caring gabagaba…

2k siwes lipa for a shot. With that kind of money anakuja usiku mzima, akupikie na afue nguo.

Sad, what happened to the old Kenyatalk!

Uyu nake nuu?

Ni @forestmonkey ndarì arouma gìthaka ooke ekire nguo ta nùgù cia taùni…nìkìo araria ùhoro was NCF CKs…

1 month old KTalk? ama you are a group of handles

I wonder why your father didn’t use a condom the night you were conceived

Evidence ya 2k…