If Christ were here, there is one thing he would not be - A Christian

So I came across this quote by Mark Twain. And it just can’t stop milling in my mind.
Christians are the single largest religion in the world today. But looking around how many really put their faith and it’s tenets on action?

OK

who is Christ?

Christ Jesus is the evil nemesis of Satan.

Where is Christ in this piece of writing?

Suffer with your gonads in silence . Don’t seek attention by uttering bottomless religious opinions to seek attention. Your attention deficit wife/girlfriend is handful enough . Go help yourself out .

Isn’t that obvious? Jesus was Jewish.