I won't vote, will you?

I never vote… so this time again I won’t

It’s customary of me to leave the country… watch from afar the going ons… then come back when it’s all safe and clear

I always leave with my academic certificates just in case

Will you vote, and what are your plans

Needless to say voting is for average people with at most average IQ

K

I will vote. Asubuhi na mapema Mungu akinijalia. It’s my democratic right.
Even if you don’t physically vote, you technically vote for the other candidate, by denying your preffered candidate a vote.

Ki

You have to be a Kenyan citizen to vote.

IDGAF …I can’t vote as an informed decision while another voter elsewhere does so based on stupid metrics

P

sijawahi na sitawahi kuwa mpiga kura.

Sani hiendi kupigia JSKS kura?

sipigii mtu yyote kura, ata ivo, hesabu zangu zinaonyesha Ruto atashinda.

Tupigie Wajackoya basi ili tuepuke wezi na dynasty.

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This.
I have, and never will vote. I refuse to give anyone authority over me.
My plans? Getting tucked up in bed like a baby while the slaves are choosing their new master.

Apt!

For heaven sake why would a Somali vote count,A time will come when we shall frog-match all of you spitting cobra back to Mogadishu

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Sasa woriah, ni kura utaenda kupiga ama ni ngamia utatafutia maji?

Stay in Moqdishu after we vote… They need you more in that damned place…

Malisa iyo alshabaab

Will vote to remove Current MP, and Wajackoyah, all other will be spoilt