I Want A Son!!!

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So far, the women that I have impregnated… Whether willingly or by fluke read CD ili burst (but all in willing consent between both parties of adults) have bore me daughters. Well, these daughters are lovely flowers indeed! None of them happens to be ong’ura (if you catch my drift), they are all cute and intelligent, however, as young as I might still be, I now feel the need to have a son… Cos this girls will soon be taken by strangers and I need someone who will carry my name and legacy as a young mlunje hustler!
Well, most women that cross my path apparently feel drawn to me… But what perplexes me is how they all assume that I am an eligible bachelor huh! Anyway, I feel a desperate need to find a fine woman (with all the trappings of a fertail woman). Personally, I look at:
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[li]Body - She should have a voluptuous, African mama figure that exhumes a strong woman that is fertail. Need I mention, stocky thighs, large shapely behind, well designed dashboard (milk shakes), light skinned (preferably), waist easy to handle and finally a face that easily appeases a young alpha male.[/li][li]Intelligence - She should be in her good senses, aptly logical and keen on the voice of reason.[/li][li]Good Hearted - This quality is particularly quite relevant as I am a young luhya hustler/man and thus, perceptible to attract a lot of women on a global level due to the ‘luhyarism’ that is in my genes and flows within my veins. [/li][li]Excellent Cook - This goes without saying, Obhusmha must be done to the 99th percentile! Otherwise, one doesn’t impress, no matter how attractive.[/li][li]Health - I will expect that you are ready to undergo a comprehensive medical test as I will likewise be readily willing to undertake the same.[/li][li]Xexy - Finally! She should be at least a Gold or Silver medalist in the Bedroom Olympics considering where I come… It is susceptible that one can either faint or play dead while on the Master Bedroom Arena :D:D:D[/li][/ol]
Your CVs will be well received , where I hope I will zero-in on the right she-candidate with optimism. I look forward to working with you in my quest to have a son who will be my ultimate heir and brother to very pretty sisters.

Regards,

[SIZE=3]NB - This is all on a serious note so please treat it that way. [/SIZE]

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very simply, mchana btwn 12 noon na 2pm,thats the trick

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@sleekgirl, you services are required

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Njoro, I surely hope you are serious mate… Thanks nonetheless.

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I feel like you’ve just described @spax

Boss, you are therefore my enemy numero uno

Nikupate!

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na uhakikishe mmemamwaga jasho ata snapshop ya chumbi atujakata

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… Do you recommend?

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:D:D:D:D… No hard feelings lol

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Nilipata mtoi wangu mjunior boy after kulewa carnivore na baby mamma na kunyanduana kwa gate ya nyumbani at dawn tukirudi nyumbani. Jaribu hiyo. oooh and plenty of zappa shots will do

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Upussi!
First get your Y chrosomes together.

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Fully recommended, sijui mbona imekataa kum-tag, wacha niite @kawambui, hao ni neighbours ata mshtua

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No hating an #AlphaMale… Cheki Obama baus

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Tomba Palmela!

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:D:D:D:D

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kaka huyo @spax ni handle ya Yule jamaa hapa ktalk. Utapigwa ukoko

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:eek:o_O

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Hapana …impossible …maisha yangu yote hapa ktalk nayapumulia @spax

Itakuwaje leo hii maisha yangu ni bonoko

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WTF!!!:eek:

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My luhyarism has started initiating some deep chemistry within my system huh!:cool::rolleyes:

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Eiiissshhh!!! Team Mafisi mode initiated in full throttle!!