I simped now I'm regretting

Sex & Relationships
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Wadau,

This New colleague is my type.I convinced her for a drinkdate ikakua poa Sana,kissing n all that after.Next day she’s like I can’t give you More than what you want.Niko choka.
eti let’s just be friends.
Didn’t know I can suffer from onaitis, Sasa she’s the only gal I’m thinking about,the fuck.

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It’s a stage in a man’s life, pitia pole pole tu. It should last atleast six months. Once you grow out of it, relationship will never feel the same. Enjoy kwa sasa.

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Acha ujinga, just snub her don call, text or even whatsapp. Tuletee matokea after 2 weeks

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At my age I can’t be feeling like this!

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Find out who is her best friend. Piga mistari. Kula slices. Her jealousy will make her bring her pucci bila struggle

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ime bidii I delete that number lest I’m drunk n blowing her phone up with nonsense

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Buda sahi naitisha date napigwa ma No:D:D
Women can be crazy I think.

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Hehe …Age?
It you are between 24 and 27 ni sawa. I assume you began dating less than three years ago after getting a job.

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You are past the simping phase…You need to be redpill aware otherwise, you will learn the nature of women the hard way. Makosa!!

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Peleka yeye Kwa kichaka na ukule bila CD

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Kulamba matako za wamama imefanya sasa unafikiria kama meffi…ghaseer.

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Hehehe ukikakaa najua hiyo number utarudisha tu na utajipata you’re texting her again :smiley:

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“Let’s just be friends”

Translation: Continue giving me girlfriend benefits without getting any sex.

Men and women can’t be “just friends” and if they are, the man is an idiot because women are 24/7 liabilities.

Remember that women are professional users. If they can find a fool that they can exploit by dangling the carrot, that’s exactly what they will do.

There are only three occasions when you can be friends with a woman:

  • She is a relative
  • She makes you money (customer or boss)
  • She sucks your dick

If a woman doesn’t fit in any of those three categories, and you are “just friends”, you are a moron.

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I’ll just be saying hi, nothing much lakini hio haga najua ita no tesa.
Then she was like I know you just want to have sex with me,eti kiss me!!hell yeah

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Alpha Mail AMG nimefika mapema. MGTOW=FREEDOM. Wewe enndelea tuu kusumbuliwa na harufu ya koomer

17

Wait. How old are you??

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Usijali buda uko sawa, continue simping and bring us more hekayas. I’m still curious just how far these wiminz can go in exploiting us:D:D:D

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Boss atakula hiyo mali na utasikia kulia