I need answers

[MISCHIEF]

I’ve always been curious about this. Those of you who are married, in a come we stay or in a ‘serious’ relationship unafanyanga nini ukitaka kushuta na wifey ama hubbie ako hapo. As in mumekuwa pamoja for a while, saa are u used to each other mpaka munawachilia akiwa hapo. Na usiniambie ati sijui unakaza ama hunyambi sana. the average normal person farts between 14 and 23 times a day. utashikiliaje hizo zote? My motto has always been NO RETREAT NO SURRENDER more so when am alone. The one time i applied this policy when with a chiq, all i my mouth could say was, ‘yes madam’, ‘sorry madam’ for the 15 min nikipewa 'msomo

[system]

aki huyu ^^^ ni @Bingwa Scrotum

[upepo]

@MISCHIEF

I’ve always been curious about this. Those of you who are married, in a come we stay or in a ‘serious’ relationship unafanyanga nini ukitaka kushuta na wifey ama hubbie ako hapo. As in mumekuwa pamoja for a while, saa are u used to each other mpaka munawachilia akiwa hapo. Na usiniambie ati sijui unakaza ama hunyambi sana. the average normal person farts between 14 and 23 times a day. utashikiliaje hizo zote? My motto has always been NO RETREAT NO SURRENDER more so when am alone. The one time i applied this policy when with a chiq, all i my mouth could say was, ‘yes madam’, ‘sorry madam’ for the 15 min nikipewa 'msomo

You are a waste of space and matter.

[system]

Eg this?

[MBOMB]

@upepo

You are a waste of space and matter.

Ur handle betrays you.

[semi_arid]

Hehe…why should you be curious? ka n wife as far as I know you are free to reach your worst limits. For my case I always welcome the day with a loud fart…

…she just smiles …knowin I blame it on what she cooks…

[MISCHIEF]

@semi arid

Hehe…why should you be curious? ka n wife as far as I know you are free to reach your worst limits. For my case I always welcome the day with a loud fart…

…she just smiles …knowin I blame it on what she cooks…

:D:D:D:D

[Freestyle]

Are you seriously discussing farting??

[biraru]

I thought i was alone. Mimi hu dash kwa loo kama najua ni ile inanuka sarine gas yenye saddam alirushia the Kurds, else naachilia in moderation chini ya duvet bibi asijue ni mimi

[MISCHIEF]

@biraru

I thought i was alone. Mimi hu dash kwa loo kama najua ni ile inanuka sarine gas yenye saddam alirushia the Kurds, else naachilia in moderation chini ya duvet bibi asijue ni mimi

:D:D:D:D wueeh ii yako kali

[Thitima]

@biraru

bibi asijue ni mimi

Kwani mnalalanga mkiwa wangapi?

[Mzee_mzima]

UPUSSSS

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[daddy_kool]

hahaha

[1776]

@biraru

I thought i was alone. Mimi hu dash kwa loo kama najua ni ile inanuka sarine gas yenye saddam alirushia the Kurds, else naachilia in moderation chini ya duvet bibi asijue ni mimi

haki hii imenimaliza :D:D:D

[Rivermbaji]

RAILA likes this:D…thread

[Ice_Cube]

hahaahha

[Mathaais]

@biraru

I thought i was alone. Mimi hu dash kwa loo kama najua ni ile inanuka sarine gas yenye saddam alirushia the Kurds, else naachilia in moderation chini ya duvet bibi asijue ni mimi

Hiyo duvet yenu must be seriously stinking of shit. A guy can suffocate there.

[tombayeye]

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