I Need a Way to Trap an Alley Cat

Pesky little bugger. This demonic feline terrorizes me. It meows at night like a freak baby. Walks on roof like the jinn and I can’t leave a window open else it comes in and fooks up my cats. When I say ‘fooks up’ I mean it eats their food and fights them. And wins. Yes, I own catS. F dogs they shit everywhere.

I need a method of trapping it. I’d prefer catching it alive… so I can drown it in a pail.

…your kizungu doesnt sound kenyan…you sound like uko majuu…here we call pail=bucket…so will kenyan solutions apply there?

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Niko Kenya. I should write Kiswahili more. I used to live in Ksm and my then neighbour got me used to the word pail. Sorta stuck.

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leave the window open then let it act as a false entrance… attach a sack so it jumps straight in then tie it up

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What I did when some random stray cat started hanging around the garden was constantly chase it off. Eventually i went online and saw cats dislike citrus and orange smells. I got a spray bottle and filled it up and sprayed around the garden. It didn’t come back, they hate the smell.

If that doesn’t work there are other odors they dislike just look them up.

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Call Officer Dibbles, thank me later

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Mmmh. Might have to move stuff around for that to work. I might give it a try.

Now that is interesting. Thank you.

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I had to Google that.

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I hate cats, can’t stand them.

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Wekea hiyo paka panadol kwa chakula. Thank me later

Itakunywa maji na isurvive.

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Hehe, if Terrible Wast uses this or any other spray against cats, his own cats will probably hate the smell too and may run away - no good advice.

Probably the cat is hungry, so feed it at a special place.

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Alley cats live in alleys…relocate and thank me now…

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lure it with the local hood rat.

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Feed him rat poison.

Ati F dogs? Saitan.
Kuna paka kama huyo we nicknamed Nemesis. Used to like sniffing about the tortoise (akifanyia @Gio reconnaissance).
We deployed the midget sheppart Nemesis akapanda juu ya mti akakaa huko juu three days.

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Why don’t you cage your cat’s, then lace the food put it out in the open. Fungua dirisha acha paka akuwe alpha male for one night.

Although I read that cat’s can smell poison in food.

Call @uwesmake the Cat De-tailing expert

lol. Dogs need more attention. Gotta give them baths else zitanuka sana etc. The only good thing is they know how to behave when the owner is around.

I don’t think this stray is male. I have two cats; both female. And it thoroughly f’s them up. Male cats are hard to control.