Today i got to my place nanikapata a white a white nze kwa parking, this is not unusual, we are only two residents, me and my neighbor, a campus student. The little i am willing to share about my neighbor is, she is a forth year student, luo, bootlicious, yes! that ass is spectacular,it has a life of it’s own, it’s one of those that you see and they haunt and taunt you for a looong time,. she’s gorgeous! She has a body yenye itafanya uuaze that kaplot in kitengela,and she is as dumb as a brick. The other little fact that i won’t mind sharing is that this chick is full blown whore, living with her is like living in a low budget naija movie. I have seen from high school kids to old mzees lining up for that pussy, I have seen SWAT like raids in her house where by all her house hold stuff, fridge, bed, microwave, tv, where taken away after the fisi who bought them realized that that he was sponsoring a full blown pussy fender, we don’t sponsor those, do we?
I have seen a scrawny high school kid camp for 12 hrs inje ya hao because mama decided the youngin is not getting nothing. I have bought her antibiotics after she caught a nasty STD and she was too embarrassed to go to hossy. I have seen from brand new VXs to jalopies I won’t want to mention in that parking, all belonging fisis who have come for that coveted pussy, thank god pussy haiandikangi mileage.
Fast forward, nimeingia kwangu my phone was almost off na nikakumbula I gave her my USB cable the previous day, so i enter her place, she’s is in the kitchen, na kwa couch there is this giant sitting. Nikamshoutia from sito kenye imenileta and she was like “give me a minute, kaa kaa hapo, let me finish up real quick nikupaite”, so I sit next to this gorilla and i say hello, the gorilla mumbles something incomprehensible and completely ignores my stretched hand, i was only trying to be courteous, i wasn’t trying to be his bff, na akaendelea to fidget with his huge ugly Ching Hu tablet acting all self important. So i sit there humbly and wait, nikapewa my cable and as i was getting out i caught glance of the tablet and guess what! the gorilla was in ktalk! So if you are six foot, egoistic baboon, who drives a white nze. weka PEP mpagoni.
Huyo manzini Risper Faith. Case File closed.
@junkie umemulikwa
Mbisha ata kaa niya tablet or nze, you had all the time
:D:D:D:D:D
its easy to come up with a list of suspects, wale watu wote hu-comment kwa zile thread za gym, na msamiati kama “military press,deadlift, squats, bench” then unawaona kwa threads za gari wakisifu toyota…
100 kg @junkie
junkie husema ako na nze
@shocks hapo umemulikana roho safi. Weka tu handles
Wewe kazi yako nikupeana USB cable instead ya cable hiyo unakojoaga nayo? You came face to face with one Fiud masho.
I think it was @FieldMarshal CouchP …sounds like the kind of guy to not give a young fella like you the time of day. And he is always complaining that his ka-chinese fone doesnt upload or take pics…on top of that he has been on a proper dry spell so any chic would do right now.
Na bibi ako Hawaii ya Murang’a.
Yani unasema fiudmasho ni 6ft? He should have scared the pussy out of that singo mum.
ngori. huyu baboon ajitangaze
Mbona hauogopi labda unaeza kuwa wewe ndio umejimulikisha?
Fiud amekamua mkamba single matha weekend, hayuko dry spell, wacha nimutetee.
80℅ chances huyo ni @junkie .
Chinese phone ni ya @Carbon 
But @junkie alisea ako mombasani.
Single matha alisema inanyesha halafu aliulizia soft loan na vile field marshall alikuwa ready kumpatia the hardest loan.
Hakuna kitu alikamua
utangoja sana…
Kumbe ilikua wewe? Sikua na ubaya, I thought “usb cable” was code for something else. Btw I dont shake hands na massuferah, naogopa cholera.