Mixture ya whiskey nyingi niliyokunywa na unwanted second-hand smoke ya bangi watu walikuwa wanavuta.
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Ulipata dem?
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I’ve Mistreated a Bus Preacher
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EngineerLMG
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Niko kwa bus, na one of those preachers started his job telling passengers hogwash.
The only different thing about him is that he is Nigerian. Yaani, we have become so renown for gullibility hadi Nigerian conmen have started preaching in our buses?
Anyway, he finishes preaching and then stays asking for offering. I don’t know which devil entered my mind and told me to do that thing of pretending to give him money and then refusing. So I hold out a 50 bob for him saying “take”, he comes for it, and then I’m like “ama wacha tu.”
Nigga gives me a thumbs up! The devil in me is making me giggle like a prepubescent chile.
The Nigerian broda goes back to the front, and then I call him back again. I don’t believe it when he comes back for it!!! He thinks I’m gonna give him this time. Wapi? I start laughing, and this time, guys kwa bus have started looking at me, and those closest to me are chuckling.
Poor fellow.
Anakaakaa kidogo kwa basi, anashukia Nyayo Stadium kwa jam, anaenda kulee kununua mahindi, all this while holding his tab.
The end.
Last edited: Feb 7, 2017
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Hehehehe…
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Some of them are thugs so you’re a marked man.
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