I Have Failed Thee, My Lord.

Lifestyle Health and Fitness
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Heretics and Non-believers please leave.

I come before thee, my Lord, heavy of heart and body too. I come too thee filthy with laziness and complacency protruding in my mid-section. I have been tested and I have failed thee, Lord. I have buckled even before my first rep, My Lord. Three weeks have passed since I last visited the Iron Temple, my Lord. For three weeks I have not nourished my body with even a single press up. I am ashamed and I know that I deserve your fury, Lord, but I confess my sins and seek forgiveness.

This is my Dua, my lord. “Forgive me for I have wronged my body” Surat Al-Quadsas. I pray, Rabbana ! Wanahn numin haqaaan. Aghfir lana dhunubana w yunqidhuna min eadhab dumur aleadalat "Surat Ali Dumbbelliman "

I was besieged by an agent of evil who twisted my mind, My Lord. She told me that I was good the way I was. That I was growing too big, that I was wasting my time. She even squeezed my biceps and touched my pecs. Like Samson, my Lord, I fell to the power of her honey-pot. Like John The Baptist I was cut down by the words of a woman. I am weak of body and mind.

I pray that thou findeth it in thee to forgiveth me.

The Saints of The Golden Age.

The High Priest and the Protector of Pectorals.
[B]Arnold Schwarzenegger

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The Patron Saint of Proportions.
Serge Nubret

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The Patron Saints of Aesthetics.
[COLOR=rgb(255, 0, 0)]Frank Zane ([COLOR=rgb(255, 0, 0)]Imitating a Grecian Statue)
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Bob Paris.
http://www.classicbodybuilders.com/bodybuilder/bobparis/bobparis3.jpg
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The Patron Saint of Shredded MASS
Sergio Olivia
http://www.simplyshredded.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/r3.jpg

To Be Continued…

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Now fap bro, your sins are forgiven.

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Blasphemy!

Weidertians 3 :13 “Thou shalt not flog the Pharisee and lose thine gains. For I, The Lord, have puteth proteins in your emmisions”.

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Did u just pray to Allah and Jehovah in one lament. Twisted bro, but prayerful

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@kush yule mnono Patron Saint of Gravity
http://i.imgur.com/ZqrjE.gif

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This is neither Allah nor Yahwe the copy-cats, but the all in all who bleseth us with swolness.

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Pathetic! Uuuupuuuuus! Don’t joke with God please! You should fear him! If u have nothing positive to say about God, its better for you say nothing!! The fear of the Lord is the begining of wisdom which you lack. Please fear him then Wisdom will find you!

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Begone, Thee agent of Evil. Leave me be and be showered with symmetry and gains.

I fear the Lord and his wrath.

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Niaje Algaynon

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Kasee winter coat tunatoa lini?

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still crushing hard … aaaaaw and he’s cuddly too … AND he cooks!

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Dat camel toe! [SIZE=1]I meant moose knuckle[/SIZE] @uwesmake is wet.

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really?
i thought by now you should have realised your imaginary friend doesnt exist

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Mambo ni vulezi zana, Vuya Nde. Mayi imakuya kwanyu?

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I guess great recognize great.
Is he Samoan or Japanese? If I had to change my genetics, I would go for Samoan. Those guys are natural beasts.
You have become a fan of Sumo?
All serious bodybuilders cook.

Try bear-mode if the shredded look isn’t for you.
https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_M1eq9L7AFEQ/S8HaxxESk8I/AAAAAAAAAD4/pxsi3ai2Hd8/s1600/Konstantin-Konstantinovs.jpg https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/36/39/04/3639041e452be05b69ca3623f33ce4ba.jpg

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Shhhhhhh! Don’t tell her because if she know I won’t have someone to laugh at.

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Swangga mbalaa

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Mongolian

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Niko ruiru leo, kam nikupatie mandigo. Sijali crabs.