Nimeomba a friend of mine ride yake at around 6pm nifike Ugwaro to take care of some biz.Pale nyuma ya Nakumat junction kuna kichochoro inaunganisha Naivasha Rd na Kilimani rd .Landcruiser ya Ap ndo hio mbele yangu. Simu ndo hio imeita I couldn’t ignore that call .nikashika.All of a sudden kitu ikaniambia ni overlap hao mabeast. (Sipendi makarao ata kama niko clean) Kumanina ikanikanyangia emergency na mi hapa nimebonda accelator yote ndio ni overtake…Kabooom!! nikawaingia nyuma. Sasa ona ngori vyenye inakujanga Niko kwa simu.(ata sikukata) na sina DL …I guess nalala ndani leo ata sishtuki,najua hapa ata akuna kitu naeza sema…
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Picha kesho ka nitatoka
Hehehe wonder bra alikuendea kitui kwa kina @vuja de huna bahati… It has begun
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karma is applying makeup before showing up at your door step
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:D:D:D:D
Pole, you are in a real pickle… though I just cant help laughing at your misfortune!
Kupanda mchongoma, kushuka ndio ngoma!
i still dont understand vile umewagonga nyuma,arent you supposed to accelerate hard once you are on the side? were you overtaking or overlapping?? which is which??
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was distracted by the phone call.
si unaona kwa jam ukiona mwenye ako mbele yako amezubaa unaoverlap na unamwingia ti chap chap…hio scenario
kumbe wewe ule dere wa mat alienda space. umerudi na ukahamia kawangware. usijali sa hii utaenda mars hata naskia walipata maji huko
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Correction: FORMER friend
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hapa ndio unasemanga bahati mbaya…
- umepoteza rafiki
- utalala ndani
- criminal record
4.umegonga afande of all cars bila DL…harassment
5.pesa ya hongo au kortini
6.pesa ya kurekebisha gari
7.credit ya kupigia watu simu
very sorry my friend.shit happens!!
na hizo laptops + phones kwa boot
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Talk to me son if it becomes complicated, I can bail you out through my connections…
MWIZI WEWE KWISHA
Reminds me of some of the crazy stunts I used to pull … Yenyewe shetani ni mbaya…I remember this one time, it was on a Sunday about 4 pm… I was high like a kite and then drove into a police station sijui kufanya nini,… I did not get out the car but lingered for a minute or two, then I decided to go home… As I was trying to join the main road, I hit the accelerator instead of the brake pedal and rammed into a female lawyer’s car. … It was one messy episode that hurt my pocket deeply!!!
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Btw hapa wahenga walimaanisha nini?
ION just inbox @pamba aongee na workmates zake, hii ni mambo kidogo kwa mutu wa REGGE
this is a recipe for disaster
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If I can recall correctly my Swahili teacher Mrs Mugambi told us that Mchongoma is a tree whose thorns grow facing upwards… making it’s easy to climb up, however its very difficult to climb down, however I later learnt that Mchongoma is Kai-apple tree (Kaiyaba)
She squeezed my balls dry… she even demanded cab fare for the 1 week it took to repair her vehicle…
Pole braza. Garama ya kupaisha mrenga na umesare lucky mop kwa client