I fvcked the wrong girl

Hata sijui imehappen aje…drink in ng at a party. So girl 1 akanipita. We vybed nikauja hapo lazima nionje. Chatted for some seconds akapotea kwa crowd.

Met her again kama amevaaa hood. Pushed my agenda, akanipa kwiki.

Ferk, then a few minuyes later nikakutana na girl 1. Both had blue dressessss… kumbe huyu wa hood ni dem mwengine buana…

Ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrk i ferked the wrong girl. Na veye No. 1 WAs hot.
, And my agenda for the evening. Meeen damn it.

Niende nilale tu. Wasted weejend.

From your typing umelewa. Hope you used a condom.

Aids

Buda kwani hauna nguvu ya kwenda more than 1 shot, ama girl 1 aliona ukitomba imposter wake?

:D:D

Pombe na condom ni maadui

I was wondering the same thing. Have sex with girl 1 too. And now that you have nothing to lose after that, arrange for a 3some. Wakisema no then great, no more nagging from either.

ulitomba dem ama ulitombwa matako by @poyoloko?

Nunulia @Azor Ahai pilsner umtombe mattercore chafu pia.

Sema ulilipa the wrong lanye

Huyo ni @Old Monk anatu enjoy tu hapa. He was probably typing this while hiding in the toilet because if his wife @Sambamba catches him she will chop off his hairy balls.

Mjinga ghasia

Ungeweka hata picha hood hatungekataa

Upuss

Hii jamaa paid the wrong lanye. Ati “quickie.”

He wants us to think he is such an adonis. How does one go to a party and fuack some random girl instantly. Afadhali angesema alienda brothel but was too drunk and ended up mistaking one smelly whore for another.

Kijana mjinga kumbafu sana huyu

Amka sasa kumekucha kijanaa

PNC. The heathy penis is ready to fire 3 seconds after getting into jeans.

Konyagi zimeshuka ama bado?

Theres a reason it was named NaiRAWbi. The cool water narrative was symbolism for wet dripping poosay

Chikua number, kuta the other when next weekend