I don't like the person I see in the mirror! .. A pessimistic misogynist !

[Koolibah]

@Miss Finest Wine

@Ka-Buda raise the kiddos. Wachana na wanawake who have gone rogue. But it is good you are taking ownership of some of the blame. You know where to find me if it all becomes too much hun, come hung out. Tiga kuigua uruu muno. Ndire hende ngagute fara. Never bro. No-one is perfect.

BTW I am gearing up about telling my dude friend that the baby daughter he cuddles so much is not his. Ni wa mnaijo. DNA confirmed so if you think you have seen worse pikcha that! I know I will be labelled a busy body but…

Wacha mushene. What will you gain by telling the guy? Such things have been happening since saitan shagged eve and eve went to adam who shagged hwr and both impregnated her na akawekerea adam bonoko moja. Research shows 1 out of every 4 married mean are raising a kid that is not theirs and they dont know

[system]

@Koolibah

Wacha mushene. What will you gain by telling the guy? Such things have been happening since saitan shagged eve and eve went to adam who shagged hwr and both impregnated her na akawekerea adam bonoko moja. Research shows 1 out of every 4 married mean are raising a kid that is not theirs and they dont know

Okiiiiii woooi go easy. Nimesikia. It is a deep secret to carry and I wish I was not privy to it coz I am struggling sana. Dude welcomed me when I arrived on this shores and really guided me. More than a bro.

Umetoka Mushatha Heights ama unanyemelea lunch?

[Koolibah]

@Miss Finest Wine

Okiiiiii woooi go easy. Nimesikia. It is a deep secret to carry and I wish I was not privy to it coz I am struggling sana. Dude welcomed me when I arrived on this shores and really guided me. More than a bro.

Umetoka Mushatha Heights ama unanyemelea lunch?

Niko mucatha heights, you are the only pretty thing missing. Glenfiddich, hashbrownies, sheeko making liver and chapos. You were to be the cherry on the top but no call no show

[system]

Lazima we hung out those ends when I come later this year. Lakini kwa nini unataka to fagia our whole ‘nyumba’? question, are you drinking and then driving ama utatoka huko kesho morn?

[Swansea]

@Koolibah

Niko mucatha heights, you are the only pretty thing missing. Glenfiddich, hashbrownies, sheeko making liver and chapos. You were to be the cherry on the top but no call no show

Why do you two like derailing people’s threads? Hizi story zenyu si mpeleke kwa inbox or a thread of its own.

[Koolibah]

@Miss Finest Wine

Lazima we hung out those ends when I come later this year. Lakini kwa nini unataka to fagia our whole ‘nyumba’? question, are you drinking and then driving ama utatoka huko kesho morn?

Natoka tuesday. Cant wait. We shall light up the heights. Everything goes si uanze “oh aki Koorimbah sifutagi fangi”

[Koolibah]

@Swansea

Why do you two like derailing people’s threads? Hizi story zenyu si mpeleke kwa inbox or a thread of its own.

Shurrup!

[Swansea]

@Koolibah

Shurrup!

You’re fucking annoying faggot. Umama peleka sokoni. Mwanume una gossip kama binti.

[Koolibah]

@Swansea

You’re fucking annoying faggot. Umama peleka sokoni. Mwanume kama binti.

Schupit!

[system]

@Koolibah

Natoka tuesday. Cant wait. We shall light up the heights. Everything goes si uanze “oh aki Koorimbah sifutagi fangi”

Naona hiyo Glen imeshika sasa:D…I can also tell the thread is going south but oh the joys! can’t see who you are responding to. Jivijari vilivyo Koorimbah. Sasa ni mgani wako among the three?

[Koolibah]

@Miss Finest Wine

Naona hiyo Glen imeshika sasa:D…I can also tell the thread is going south but oh the joys! can’t see who you are responding to. Jivijari vilivyo Koorimbah. Sasa ni mgani wako among the three?

Sikuambii. You are free to stage a coup, the battle of mucatha

[Bakayaro]

@Ka-Buda

And yes!
I blame the kungurus that have come after the departure of all of Four of my baby-mommas!
I blame the Feminist ideologies being implanted into the innocent young daughters of mine under such #euphemisms as “Me Too!” etc…
I blame what has become of Equality among the sexes!
A new world order where the woman is Never wrong and an oestrogen driven political correctness that condemns every man that dares question the new world order as a Male chauvinist.

But most of all ,I blame Me!

Yes!:
I should have never got into another relationship after the break up with my first baby-momma!

I should have accepted that being in a relationship in a family set up was never for me!

I should have known that monogamy and family is a Capitalist ideology that only works for 50% of White people.
I should have known that the African woman is used by the White man to subdue, undermine and diminish the African man’s governance in the Family set up as it was in our parents’ generation.

I should have known that my grandfather was right in marrying three or four wives.
It is what was ordained through our African culture!
It worked for them so why should we fault it ?

But I refuse to continue hating me and my predicament.

I refuse to continue seeing an angry pessimistic misogynist every time I look in the mirror!

Instead,I will endeavour to embrace the predicament I am in!

I will do my best to provide and be there for my offspring!
But without being manipulated by any of their mothers.

I will pursue personal happiness without fear of being judged as a selfish man.
If shagging different women every day of the week or driving a convertible V8 gives me any measure of gratification, I will do it.

If women want to rule the world, I will let them!
But I refuse to be manipulated!

I am the ruler of my own destiny.
And if that makes me look like a pessimistic misogynist,; then so be it!

Bruh, you ok?
What happened to the mlami with African cooking skills?

[Ka-Buda]

@Purple

I concur with you. Life can get so complicated but Kabuda you’ve actually done a great job with your kids given the circumstances.
You’re still here!
I think you’re too pure for this world and those ladies were attracted to the ka-innocence, they messed you up by leaving with your kids. Feminazism is to blame definitely…
How’s the South African btw? You sounded very sure about that one.
How are things with the mlami? I think of asking how you guys are faring but sometimes words fail me. Hope she’s treating you well otherwise atakipata…she better!! :D:D

Babes, you can ask me anything.
I know I might come across as a complete twat sometimes when I respond to your comments but deep down inside I’m a softy!
And no matter how harsh I sound, believe me,I have never held any malice.
I always I’m honest with you because I see you in so many women from my past.

All the best sugar!